HuskyCaucasian

it was played on Leno last night. CLASSIC! For those who havent seen it...

This video is real dumb, but the music is AWESOME! The Simpsons vs Star Trek

My first thought before reading the article was "arent there more important things for the FBI to be doing than tracking a guy who just likes to have many wives?". THen I read it. I had no idea he was "wanted in Arizona and Utah on felony sex charges in connection with polygamous marriages involving minor girls." Nail his balls to the wall!

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Aug 27, 2006 -> 06:25 PM) According to the 1976 IRS Handbook, in the event of nuclear war, the essential functions of the Internal Revenue Service will be: assessing, collecting, and recording taxes. Now, will they be assesing my houses value before or after it has been blown away by the nuke?

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Aug 27, 2006 -> 08:59 AM) DL 5191 Lexington KY to Atlanta crashed just outside the Lexington airport this morning about 6 AM. This would consist of the biggest US aviation crash since November 2001 when a mainline American Airlines jet went down over Jamaica Bay, NY. http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/27/plane.crash/index.html This si why I drive everywhere

QUOTE(mr_genius @ Aug 23, 2006 -> 02:25 PM) the media is so untrustworthy. it's all turned into bs politics. Sadly, some of the most trust worthy national news is The Daily Show and the Colbert Report! how sad is that?

QUOTE(3E8 @ Aug 27, 2006 -> 10:14 AM) On unfortunate days for me, it seems more like 100%. TMI Lay off that spicy mexican food!

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 26, 2006 -> 03:50 PM) It's because you touch yourself at night. sounds logical to me

QUOTE(Mplssoxfan @ Aug 26, 2006 -> 02:29 PM) Personally, I blame Elvis, Hitler's Brain, and the Little Old Lady from Pasadena. I blame Greg Anderson and Barry Bonds.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Aug 26, 2006 -> 12:59 PM) African or European? Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Aug 26, 2006 -> 03:15 AM) the average airspeed of a common housefly is 4 and a half miles per hour. ahhh but what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 26, 2006 -> 12:28 PM) I wonder if that something would be him getting traded or him replacing Pods in the outfield. I vote for him replacing iPods. THen trade Pods for a reliever.

QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 25, 2006 -> 10:37 AM) Put away your hate. He has a point. You'd have to be a complete idiot to think NO would be all cleaned up and on the way back to normal this soon. oh come on entire cities are rebuilt in a year On a side note: Nagin should no better than to criticize the Government. If he hasnt noticed, the government typically doesnt extend to you the hand of friendship if you blast them. If nothing else, it's the exact opposite. You are LESS likely to get help when you criticize Bush and/or the gorvernment.

QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 25, 2006 -> 09:31 AM) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14510763/ "During the “60 minutes” interview, a correspondent pointed out flood-damaged cars still on the streets of New Orleans’ devastated Ninth Ward. Nagin replied, “You guys in New York can’t get a hole in the ground fixed, and it’s five years later. So let’s be fair,” according to CBS." He's a little insensative about the whole thing, but in principle... he is right. The US Government is largely inept and fast at anythign they do. When something is being run by the US, it's slow, painful, and ALWAYS runsWAY over budget (see N.O., 9/11, Iraq)

QUOTE(Leonard Zelig @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 10:34 PM) I thought they just added 3 planets last week? They PROPOSED adding 3 new planets. But that proposal was shot down and the proposal to down-grade Pluto won.

CHeck out this picture from MLB GameCast on ESPN.com....

QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 11:55 AM) Don't even joke about that! haha Timo > Mac in CF.

Seems things have changed, Borass is going to be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised.... http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2559736

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 08:58 AM) So did they change the planetary definition again? I wonder what the new one is? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_redefini...inal_definition

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 24, 2006 -> 07:32 AM) He'll need to find a pitch or two. 97 MPH fastball......68 MPH Knuckleball UNHITABLE!!

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Aug 23, 2006 -> 06:27 PM) Do Brian Anderson, Chris Young, or Brian Simmons catch that ball? With their teeth and both hands tied behind their back.

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Aug 23, 2006 -> 06:27 PM) Good thing BA is on the bench yep! He's really great at tracking down those tough dougout popups.

Bench Uribe for trying to make BS catches like that and put Anderson out in center. EASY AS THAT OZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anderson would have caught that ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and there goes Freedy trying to blow yet ANOTHER lead given to him!!!!!!!!!!!