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Another offseason, another Vazquez rumor.... What were the numbers on the contract that Garland turned down?

Sanibel Island. USCF on a Warm Summer Night.

Isn't he basically the same player as Jeromy Burnitz? All right, with a little bit more speed.

DVDShrink works best for me. You can take out all the unnecessary stuff like French, Spanish and other subtitles if you like from the VIDEO_TS folder. It does compress it down, but I have not seen any loss of quality. It also has a built-in Nero Burning Engine. Other burning softwares I have used in the past have split the movies into two DVDs.

Happy Birthday!!! What did ask for your birthday? 10,000 more Soxtalk posts?

QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Dec 9, 2005 -> 01:45 PM) The worst part of a Chicago snowstorm isn't the shoveling or travel times, it's moving your living room down to the street so some a##hole doesn't take your parking space. I remember when I used to live in Lakeview back in the day. The s*** people would put out there to save a space was hilarious. But if you spend hours digging yourself a space, you deserve it and have every right to claim it.

QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Dec 9, 2005 -> 11:44 AM) Don't forget to put the new coversheet on the TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo?

What if Santa answered his mail honestly... ____________________________________________________ Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book called a dictionary, so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is Peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my Mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a Drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay. Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch. Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging s*** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams, Santa

Best Poster with a dog wearing a Sox World Championship T-Shirt in their Avatar

DaVanon was DFA'd right? So they have 10 days to trade him or release him? KW should just trade Borchard for him. There's your extra OF.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Dec 8, 2005 -> 04:38 PM) How old would he be at the end of that deal? About as old as Willie Randolph.

Weezer - Undone (The Sweater Song)

45 minute train ride as usual. What's the big deal?

There should be some more guys that will be non-tendered.

I've always been kind of "meh" on him. Let's see what the non-tenders bring us.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Dec 8, 2005 -> 11:48 AM) Bajaneru is God's gift to right-handed relief pitching. Impending investigations suggest a front-office conspiracy to keep Bajaneru from a sure-fire promotion to the majors. That's the only plausible reason why the Prodigal Son is not pitching with the Pale Hose. If he ever makes to the bigs, he'll surely be a perennial all-star. Travis Hafner thinks so.

"Breezin" by George Benson

QUOTE(SoxFanForever @ Dec 7, 2005 -> 05:48 PM) Nice, their options on closer get smaller. Not if they resign Wickman.

f*** Clemens. I'm glad the Astros decided not to offer him arb. When the hell was he going to decide to retire, January? Make up your mind already!! That guy's been dicking around that team for the past two seasons now. At least Houston can now use that money to get some offense.

It's more of a money issue for the Padres. I think they're ready to up they're offer to Hoffman now. I'd rather that happen, than he go to Cleveland.

Sox declined arbitration on Hurt, Everett & Casanova today: Yep, Raul Casanova.

Not that I really care, but who is going to catch Wakefield now? Also, that NL West.....It's almost as if the Rockies could win it.

It's looking more and more like that Benson deal won't happen, since they don't want to give up both Affeldt AND MacDougal.

I was only 4 years old when this tragedy happened. So I don't remember what happened the day it happened. I do know the impact it has had on music. I didn't discover the Beatles until later in life, so it makes me wonder what other great music he may have put out if he were alive today. RIP, John.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Dec 7, 2005 -> 11:12 AM) I agree. I would rather have BA than Pierre. Me too. We already have a LH, fast, slap-hitting, lead-off hitter. His name is Scott Podsednik.