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Having boated on Lake Travis...it is a drunk fest. There's a place called Devil's Cove where everyone ties up together and there's drinking, swimming, drinking, sunning, drinking, nakedness aaaaaand drinking. There's also lot's of boobees! Anyway, I'm not surprised, but this was just flat out dumb. Shoot, have someone else drive the boat if you are that drunk. He's all but gone.

Thome fightin'. I like seeing it. Even though he struck out.

How about some punchlines only...? Rectum...damn near killed 'im! Would I? Harelip.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 2, 2008 -> 05:35 PM) KW Yeah, you can't fire Coop. Although, if you get rid of the others, chances are Coop goes home to NY somewhere. And while I do understand why you would want to fire KW, he, at least, is trying.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 2, 2008 -> 03:40 PM) Is true. Bud's a funny looking guy as is though. Ain't that the truth!

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 2, 2008 -> 03:39 PM) He's not making profit off it it, is it really that big of a deal? Nope...hence the green and the funny picture of Bud.

A horse walks into a bar...the bartender says: Why the long face?

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 2, 2008 -> 03:28 PM) I'd say get that paper that lets you iron logos and stuff onto shirts. Then find an MLB logo, reverse the image, print it out, and iron it onto a basic t-shirt. Did I hear copyright infringement?

QUOTE (smalls2598 @ May 2, 2008 -> 01:17 PM) Tonight's lineup 1. Swish, 1B 2. OC, SS 3. Thome, DH 4. Dye, RF 5. AJ, C 6. Q, LF 7. Crede, 3B 8. BA, CF 9. Uribe, SS AND, we got no 2B!!! How the hell did Ozzie miss that?!?!

Isn't this what happened to Bill Mueller when he was with the Cubs? He came back after a year or so. And he was older than Lucy is, so I would think after some rehab, he could come back. But I'm (trying to be) an optimist.

Two things...one, she was a very attractive 18 year old and he knew and and stole it from her. Two: this isn't enough. He should be beaten to a literal inch of his life, brought back to health and beaten again, for each person's life he ruined, INCLUDING the 3 day old boy that died. Or lock his ass up in a 3X3 windowless box in the middle of the Town Square for the rest of his natural life.

I also want to say, sorry for your loss. Just listen to the Funeral Director, but I think the most important thing is what Tex said. Walk in step. It looks better, but more importantly, you DO avoid kicking each other. Also, if the Director isn't doing his/her job...distribute height/strength differences. Don't put three 5'7" guys on one side and three 6'3" guys on the other.

If we open it up to more than just comedies for Sandler and Carrey, I would have to say Punch Drunk Love and Eternal Sunshine were excellent and they were excellent in it. Just as Will Ferrell (whether you like him or not) was great in Stranger than Fiction.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 08:50 AM) There are 10 kinds of people in this world Those that got that joke and those that didn't And those that told it two pages ago... http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?s=...t&p=1620626 OOOHHHH SNAP!

QUOTE (Wanne @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 07:14 PM) So do I....he is. Very refreshing getting to watch away games with different announcers. I honestly can't take much more of DJ. Any chance next year they swap Stone and DJ?

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 07:14 PM) Any chance Delmon Young doesn't homer after the jinx by Hawk? Um...nooo?

QUOTE (Wanne @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 07:07 PM) Minnesota announcers still think a lot of AJ. What are they saying?

More pitches like the thumbscrew to Harris pleez.

Is this what you call effectively wild?

QUOTE (Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 06:59 PM) Both are really cold right now? ZING!!!

That's the second or third time Quentin has circled the wagons. An out is an out, though.

QUOTE (Reddy @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 06:52 PM) its the 3rd inning and i'm alread sick of the word boof. boof. Just for you: http://www.boofgear.com/ http://www.boof.cc/ http://forums.boof.com/

is it just me or does Thome look like he shuffles when he runs?

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 06:50 PM) He needs to get moved out of the leadoff spot. He's far too passive now. Who should replace him?

Ummm...strike 2 on Swish looked a lot like a couple of Floyd's pitches that were called balls.