Leonard Zelig

My Dad Wrote a Porno

QUOTE (bmags @ Sep 9, 2016 -> 02:36 PM) Did we solve the future yet? We are living in the future.

QUOTE (shipps @ Sep 2, 2016 -> 02:25 PM) Did you mean to put this post in a Jose Abreu thread? Royals info is appropriate anywhere.

It's not the best one, but Mr. Show might be my favorite.

QUOTE (soxforlife05 @ Aug 30, 2016 -> 10:07 PM) Baiting is ok, but not retaliating. Got it I didn't say anything was OK or not OK, he asked for an example of a personal attack and I provided one. Pretty sure that thread is what prompted this one.

QUOTE (Insp @ Aug 30, 2016 -> 06:12 PM) Could you please give some examples of this alleged conduct? I haven't seen anything that compares to what I've seen on other forums. Maybe something like this?

I wonder if it has more to do with the doctor or the patient.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Aug 24, 2016 -> 12:59 AM) Only 8.5 games out boys! Don't stop now!

James Shields - The Human Roller Coaster.

I just got home from work and there's so many new posts on here. Has anybody from the front office said anything about not making any deals today?

Can anybody hack Hahn's Fitbit and see if he has gone to sleep yet tonight?

QUOTE (flavum @ Jul 31, 2016 -> 11:36 AM) https://twitter.com/barstoolWSD/status/759789363244871680 Tilson called up Tuesday? Somebody should tell him there is no game tomorrow. If Rodon's return brings the roster to 25, then another move is necessary to for Tilson to be on the MLB team.

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Jul 30, 2016 -> 08:34 PM) Carlos Sanchez batting .111 .109 now

QUOTE (RockRaines @ Jul 28, 2016 -> 10:24 PM) Im obviously not entirely up to date on everything but my friend showed me tonight, one of my exes is not a "cam girl" online. Apparently shes making a great living, but wow, what a surprise. One of my exes is not a "cam girl" online too. In fact I think all of them aren't.

When is the trade deadline this year? Did I read that it will be Aug. 1 since July 31 is a Sunday?

Walk this s*** off.

Sox play the Marlins next month.

QUOTE (TheTruth05 @ Jul 25, 2016 -> 08:34 PM) 3rd I believe Thanks, I can't watch this entire game.

Can anybody tell me which inning PK was in the booth?

QUOTE (Feeky Magee @ Jul 25, 2016 -> 11:08 AM) What an insane seller's market. And of course our major obvious tradable player completely s*** the bed right before the deadline. Jose pitched fine.

QUOTE (GreenSox @ Jul 24, 2016 -> 07:27 PM) Under the system that they like, the clubhouse manager controls 100% of the dues and tips; he uses it to buy the food and give money to the underlings. Under what they don't like, the clubhouse manager takes 40% for himself, and then the organization takes the 60% to guy food and pay the underlings. I don't know if the are right or wrong, but concentrate on baseball, please. Do you have a job you should be concentrating on?

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Jul 24, 2016 -> 10:35 AM) I Really Like You topped the charts. Two hits. I heard that abomination in the dentist office last week. I asked the hygienist where I go to make a complainant. She thought it was about her, I told her it was the music.

QUOTE (Condor13 @ Jul 23, 2016 -> 10:34 PM) Sale said they were VERY uncomfortable, let's see someone go out there and pitch in a suit and tie. If they strike out 9 batters or so against Detroit then I'm wrong, if they get blasted (which they will) then there might be something to it. Didnt the sox already alter the uniforms bc they were the ones that had shorts instead of pants. They only wore the shorts a handful of times.

QUOTE (fathom @ Jul 23, 2016 -> 05:54 PM) This is gonna get ugly if I'm interpreting Rabbit's last tweet properly Link? or what's his twitter name?

My wife just won this Oscar Blues Yeti Hopper 30 in a raffle at the liquor store. This thing sells for $400. We are also fans of Oscar Blues, and have been to both of their breweries in Colorado and North Carolina.