Jabroni

But Sweet Lew loves you.

And that's why it would be a horrible idea to trade for Mesa like some people suggested. He is a choke.

I think losing Koskie was big. They will miss his bat and his D. Not to mention he was a Sox killer.

Nope, just a geek.

Heh, check out some Mets boards. They are pretty pissed that they ended up with Matsui and we ended up with Iguchi at less than half Kaz's price.

^^ I hear that guy's a stud. We may have to throw in McCarthy as well.

Other than Morneau, their whole infield sucks.

Speaking of Bobby Abreu, I heard Kenny wanted to trade Brain Anderson for him. Is this true?

No doubt. To quote NUKE, we have to make them eat a lot more s***.

Cheat on her. She'll never find out. Trust me.

Excellent point.

It was predictable. Once Dontrelle lost, all the attention is now focused on the only 8-0 pitcher in the MLB. Had Dontrelle won last night, he would likely still be getting most of the publicity.

Has Garland b****ed about run support yet?

The starting outfield looks sick -- Sweeney, Owens, and Anderson.

Benny Agbayani Brian Daubach Brendan Donnelly Angel Echeverria Charles Gipson Matt Herges Cory Lidle Kerry Ligtenberg Ron Mahay Tom Martin Walt McKeel Frank Menechino Lou Merloni Kevin Millar Damian Miller Eddie Oropeso Keith Osik Rick Reed Chuck Smith Shane Spencer Pedro Swann Jeff Tam Brian Tollberg Chris Truby Jamie Walker

Indubitably.

Wow, Buehrle really does make the Rangers eat s***. Look at his sick career numbers versus Texas. Ryan Drese vs. Mark Buehrle @ Drese vs. Sox (career stats) Buehrle vs. Rangers (career stats) 4 starts 6 starts (1 complete game) 2-2 record 6-0 record 26.0 IP 45.2 IP 5.88 ERA 2.56 ERA 1.23 WHIP 1.05 WHIP .245 BAA .228 BAA 24 H 38 H 17 R 16 R 17 ER 13 ER 4 HR 6 HR 8 BB 10 BB 17 K 25 K GO SOX!!!

And 1 pitch later he would hit a wussy blooper through the SS for the game winner. :puke

Really? I haven't heard anyone mention this. I wonder if there's anyway we can check and see if that's true.

Kalapse loves it. You gotta love Sweet Lew's smirk.

Jabroni has a bachelor's degree in Computer Information Systems from DePaul University and numerous certifications, including CompTIA A+, Network+, and MCSA. Does that make me smart as well? Basically, you just did the same thing to me that I did to Borchard. I'm cool with it though. I made a bad joke about Borchard. I guess it was kind of distasteful. Sorry.

Good lord, 101 walks and 72 strikeouts. How in the hell did his ERA stay at 3.72 that season? He was like the original Jose Contreras / El Duque.

Sorry. I just think the title of this thread is hilarious.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cws

No moving Rowand from the 3 spot... http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cws