Everything posted by chitownsportsfan
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Munemania: AL Rookie of the Month of May
Yea that's complete BS. The biggest myth around Hahn is that he didn't serve his entire time at his and JRs pleasure. It was a mutually parasitic relationship.
- 2026 Old Sock Drawer
- MLBTR Offseason Outlook on White Sox
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Chicago White Sox's Offseason FA Signings Trades Megathread
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White Sox sign Jarred Kelenic, non-roster invite
He's a fucking idiot. When he broke his foot on the cooler not a single team mate or coach even tried to defend him. And then he did a crying interview on the Mariners affiliate station here which only stirred up more scrutiny. He's a headcase on top of his problems hitting and catching a baseball.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
Bro, he's a pitcher. Don't overthink it.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
That sounds like a restaurant in Hawaii that serves great Japanese Polynesian fusion.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
I mean his floor is he blows his arm out in ST and gets paid 63 million to pitch 100 innings for them. It's a pretty big gamble, a team like the Astros that has maybe one or two years left in their window sure, but the Sox? Eh, doesn't make much sense imo. Not with the opt outs taking any trade or surplus value upside away.
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Move Hagen Smith to the bullpen to help the White Sox compete in 2026?
Paying the Ron Tax to start the new year. Wish ignored users wouldn't show up on my threads as well.
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White Sox sign Jarred Kelenic, non-roster invite
The problem with Kelenic, and this has been true ever since his first MLB season in Seattle, is that he's incapable of playing CF and is in fact a below average corner player as well. He's -16 runs below average in a corner for his career. It's fine to pencil in 240/300/400 as a cromulent CF or even an above avg corner OF, but being below average puts so much pressure on his bat. Very similar profile to Beni imo. Kelenic has a much better arm but their sprint speed and range metrics are similar. Beni was objectively pretty fast when he was in his mid 20s according to statcast, but has fallen off to below 50th percentile in his 30s. Kelenic, either through injury or just premature aging, was a horrific 19th percentile in sprint speed last year. He was 70th percentile just a couple years ago. Something has sapped his athletic ability. And because this is a forum and not a court of law I'd speculate he was a juicer in his late teens and early 20s and for whatever reason has stopped. A shorter guy carrying 200 lbs that "naturally" as a teen isn't usual. I'm not sure there's any there there, which of course is why he's basically a NRI at this point in his career. For a former 6th overall pick that's gross. Maybe it lights a fire under him and he finds that stroke and athletic ability again. I highly, highly doubt it. He'll probably be cut in camp imo.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
I'd rather put 2 million into Pacific Rim scouting than burn 21 or so million per on a guy that is probably a 2 WAR SP. Certainly at this point of the rebuild. Not saying the Sox will do that, but this wouldn't have been a good deal for the Sox imo.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
boras is a wizard. Horrible deal for Stros. All downside no upside.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
Maybe the shrooms were that good.
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Alexei… YES?!?
Cuba really that hard up?
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White Sox sign Jarred Kelenic, non-roster invite
Yep. Not only does he stink on the field, he's a crap team mate. Nobody in Seattle liked him, they just tolerated him for a while. When he had the cooler incident nobody stood up for him and everybody just said it was a moronic stupid selfish thing.
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White Sox sign Jarred Kelenic, non-roster invite
Harold was a dick shitting where he ate. Good riddance. And his scouting sucks. Maybe he's great at selling cars including to JR...
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
I don't see any Lopez comps as mentioned up thread. His deliver is smooth and effortless and while he's not a flame thrower he can sit at 96 for the first few innings with his fastball and mixes in some pretty damn nasty what I would call slurves and straight changes. He's probably just like a 4th starter but hell we need those.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
This is one of my favorites but hard to find outside of Japanese grocers: I don't drink a ton of Sake as I prefer it heated and don't have an ideal method (I'm sure Japan makes one I should look into it) but it really is a smooth way to get buzzed. Nothing like eating a bunch of fresh fish and washing it down with a hot sake. Japan does sensory things well.
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Passan: Astros sign Imai
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a culture of shame misaligned with Japan’s competitive integrity Chicagoan's too to be fair.- Passan: Astros sign Imai
The unbuttoned oxford with the blazer is such a douchebag look and one he shares with Hahn.- Passan: Astros sign Imai
Yea I kinda just feel like this is the "we had a seat at the table" headline. Saving face is big in Japan.- Passan: Astros sign Imai
Headline: Sox Sign Imai as Cubs Fans Scream Itai- MLBTR Offseason Outlook on White Sox
- Benintendi destinations?
He has such a noodle arm for a MLB corner guy. Him and Juan Pierre are the worst I've seen on the South Side but at least Juan had some range even as a 30 something. - Passan: Astros sign Imai