chitownsportsfan

I haven't seen that since Little League. Wow.

The AL central will be able to field a regional All-Star team, like in Little League, come post season.

I really want to like Sosa but he's one of the worst players we've ever had on the South Side.

just win the fucking game.

Eloy heating up. Hopefully he can hit the s%*# out of the ball and get a good haul in a trade.

nice win.

its 44 degrees? jesus.

Beating the Twins never gets old. Get it done.

that's really funny -- Jason Benetti.

That would be like a home less man's version of the Ray's and hell it might win 5 more games than this current Sox team.

That's a good prompt. I think for myself I'd have to see like 7 in a row. Hell, make it 10.

Can you change your name to ohtanis hat?

Narrator: actually you can, they all suck.

Like a hot knife through butter.

Rios really doesn't belong to be fair. He was a good player for most of his time here.

Imagine being told a year ago the Sox would be 13 games under .500 on May 2nd and they would be promoting Billy Hamilton and Alex Colome to the big team.

Well at least Joe Kelly is finding the target off the field.

There's literally nothing they can do. Nobody is making trades this time of year and we have absolutely nothing in the high minors. This is a bad team that will continue to be bad to mediocre until July at which point there will be a fire sale.

We're not even changing out deck chairs on the titanic, we're changing out urinal pads.

Are you fucking serious? This reads like an onion article of an out of touch billionaire owner. We are straight fucked. It doesn't matter if he fires Hahn, he'll find another clown.

If your account is under 30 days old, you can't make new threads. That's what I would do.

Let's bring this guy back, those glasses are back in style.

There's a lot of HS kids in those drafts we had high picks that are blowing up as well. Opportunity cost.

Vaughn is 44 runs below average defensively since he came into the league. That's -4.4 fWAR right there. That's amazing. And the Sox thought he was maybe an OF!