chitownsportsfan

just put him on.

How lucky is that. FFS.

Get out of the way Fletcher, dumbass.

Not sure how Flexen is doing it, not getting many swinging strikes, but he is getting some pretty weak contact.

Moronic ownership would rather overpay for a below average regular than a superstar. Makes zero sense.

WE ARE A STUPID FUCKING TEAM

Morton wild AF. Don't help him out.

Did we have Shewmake at that point? I wasn't paying attention. Shewmake seems better.

lol, blown away.

Good job taking one for the team Sheets.

I thought it was off the wall off the bat. Didn't even get it to the warning track.

I was stupidly wrong on Charlie Morton. Figured he was at best a sticky stuff guy. Quite the second half of a career he's had.

Stay hot Yoan.

Benitendi is fucking garbage.

Pretty good first inning, might as well pitch to contact.

8.4 bWAR from Acuna coming off an ACL tear, what a season.

I'll give the Sox credit, it's taken me until the latter innings to turn it off in disgust so far.

I would buy that, that's a good idea. Send it over to marketing.

Would it be possible to limit this debate to maybe 3 threads instead of every thread?

Def could have had the contract eaten. Anyways, that's gone now.

23rd in wRC at 63, -2. fWAR from the position players so far. The pitching might actually be the "promising" part of this s%*# squad. Eloy should have been flipped last deadline but that's on Hahn.

looks like a dipshit imo.

It's amazing how he lives rent free in some Sox fan's heads. Jason was by any measure other than doesn't show up drunk and is coherent over the course of 140 odd days on the mic -- a completely milquetoast Sox announcer. I'm not really taking to Schriffen either but I'll say two things: he seems to know a homerun off the bat a bit and he isn't doing his 20 questions comedy routine in the bottom of the 4th in a 5-1 snoozer (yet). Just keep doing those two things and for myself at least the broadcast will be better. He backed off the White Sox ball washing a bit today too. I don't know, I'll probably hate the fucker by game 50 who knows.

https://www.fangraphs.com/depthcharts.aspx?position=Standings FGs thinks we're gonna score 4.19 runs a game. Seems generous. I'd take the over on that -144 differential.

This is the plan, sadly.