chitownsportsfan

how many guys is it now? 25?

not as much talent behind home plate today.

that's the joke.

I'll take that reverse jinz, TYVM!

yoan looks fucking awful.

good hustle.

that was the pitch eloy.

here comes a DP.

it's time to move TA out of the leadoff spot he's killing us.

Doubt he goes on a rehab assignment prolly will just be in the lineup sometime late next week I'd guess.

Thanks again for the updates!

Manfred ball!

hard not to love Goodwin:

lol stone can't stand him.

I only spent 5 weeks there but man, some shit goes down there. I was smoking a blunt at like 3 AM on an Isla Verde beach when I stumbled across two gay guys making love in a palm frond enclosed area, lost my keys in the commotion and ended up sleeping in the alley outside my rental until I could get inside in the morning. I also feel like I almost got into some trouble buying drugs in La Perla one time. Also talking with the locals about how to flag down the fucking bus. Who knew that was a fucking thing. Guess the drivers are too busy trying to squash igaunas.

has a team ever spent more on their bullpen and have it suck this badly?

So much for my faith in Crochet.

for sure, if we ever meet up have to tell me some PR stories. I got a few from my time there.

he should have tried cricket.

one thing crochet does well is when he's wild with his breaking stuff he still locates his fastball and makes them earn their way on. I have a lot of confidence in him because of that.

ride the wave man. some of the best advice I ever got. don't sugarcoat it when you're down and enjoy the feeling of being high.

Sounds corny but this could be the game that gets them back on track. Clubhouse will be raucous tonight.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet I'M READY TO RUN NOW.

I'm 1/2 into this bottle of WINE LFG!