Everything posted by chitownsportsfan
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Luis Robert grade 3 strain/torn Hip Flexor, est. out 12-16 weeks
So this dovetails into a hilarious story my buddy told me about a mutual friend. He tore his patella tendon doing a jump stop on blacktop (mid 30s sports, yea!) and was hammering away at this chick a few weeks after surgery and usually I guess his method of birth control is, well, exquisite body control -- but because of the knee he couldn't quite make it work it this time and a month later chick called him up and said she was pregnant. She ended up having a miscarriage like 10 weeks in anyways (maybe due to the COVID vaccine) so I guess it all worked out.
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Luis Robert grade 3 strain/torn Hip Flexor, est. out 12-16 weeks
this needs to be a skit.
- GAME PPD: 6/2 | White Sox (33-22) @ Cleveland (30-24) | 12:10PM CT | NBCSC
- GAME PPD: 6/2 | White Sox (33-22) @ Cleveland (30-24) | 12:10PM CT | NBCSC
- GAME PPD: 6/2 | White Sox (33-22) @ Cleveland (30-24) | 12:10PM CT | NBCSC
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Jose Abreu - BAD in high leverage situations
- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
some fair points. i hope he gets hotter than shit.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
what are the signs, his constantly missing good pitches to hit then getting himself out with 2 strikes when he does his Madrigal act? I've said it before but there is probably a reason literally nobody else does the crazy "shorten up to a fastpitch softball swing" thing with 2 strikes. Nobody in MLB anyways.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
lol, billy is trending worldwide.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
that ball was 3 inches outside what the fuck is he doing there, that's just bad.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
good god, what are you swinging at.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
wild pitch offense please.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
wow- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
doesn't fucking matter. I'm going to a BBQ, go sox.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
he should be at 3rd there but Lamb is just not getting any sort of lead. stone is wrong.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
lamb needs to get a better secondary or he's not gonna score on a single.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
no, it was a triple with an error jason, it's not that complicated.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
god damnit.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
bieber is off and tired, make him pay.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
the fuck are you doing showing bunt?- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
andrew vaughn looks overmatched. it's too bad he had to be rushed up.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
Lamb has really worked some nice ABs.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
dylan blew this one, not really much else to say.- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
regression sucks- 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1
they've been awful and against the Sox suddenly they are the 27 Bronx Bombers. Goodness. Part of that is on Dylan. - 6/1 - White Sox (33-20) @ Cleveland (28-24) - 6:10pm EDT - NBCSC/FS1