Milkman delivers

Last year was more of the wet fartish variety. They straight up s%*# themselves this year. Like the Bob Saget scene in Dumb and Dumberer.

Mariners seeing to it that it won’t matter. What a sad franchise that is.

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Shaw making his 100th appearance, incidentally.

Slow down, guys. Game’s not over. Let’s not count our chicken shits before they’re crapped out onto the field.

101 is within reach.

Best I can tell from what we know in the media is that she’s ostensibly still considered a victim right now. I might be misunderstanding exactly what you’re asking though, if you want to clarify.

I don’t recall a time when that wasn’t the case.

I think it’s far more fitting that the Padres finish exactly .500 and the Sox lose exactly 100 games.

Far as I can tell, the Cubs could only tie Arizona, and Arizona has the season series. Looking like the Marlins will have to lose out for the Cubs to have a chance.

If the Sox lose one more game, there will be four 100-loss teams this season. I believe that ties the most ever. It also happened in 2002 and 2019. Only one team was involved in each of the record years, and we’re emulating them for some reason.

You guys spent all that time worrying about the Brewers giving the Cubs the game/postseason, and you forgot they’re still the Cubs.

Man, these Padres relievers are terrible.

Is it possible that Shaw has pitched more innings than Cease this season?

Woo! Let’s go get that L. Watching Cosgrove pitch that inning seemed like watching a Sox reliever wearing the wrong uniform.

And yes, Caleb Williams should be worried about coming to the Bears.

It took me reading this like five times before I realized you meant Caleb and not Alan.

I’ll keep wearing my shirts, but it’s not out of support. I’ll wear them because they’re shirts and they still work.

Talk about stupid-ass rules. That would be ridiculous.

I know this is an NL thread, but disappointing that it seems the Astros are gonna be in. Would really prefer the Mariners instead.

That sucks. He had a ton of good roles in really good movies.

What could Grifol’s salary actually be? A few million a year? That’s almost negligible for a baseball team. I don’t buy that as the reason he’s being kept around.

They do, but Robert doesn’t know his name.

Either way, it could be a classy problem.

Not sure how you square the team taking a massive step back and not also be out on Poles. If you want to blame the defense of Eberflus, you still have a terrible offense as well. With regards to the draft, they might legitimately have the top two picks or two of the top three. They might be able to land Williams and Harrison.