Milkman delivers

It looks like he has tumors in his arms. This guy's retarded.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 22, 2006 -> 10:26 AM) Now this is funny. Warning, not safe for work or school......or if you have a stick up your ass and no sense of humor at all. Go to the worse than hell section. http://www.tshirthell.com/worsethanhell.shtml Most of those were hilarious. Some were just bad.

Damn, that says Uribe is playing. I'd much rather him come to ST and work on being in the #2 slot. Damn WBC. Yay for 5,000.

QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 03:52 PM) I beleive Javier Lopez is also going, and the last name is escaping me, but I am almost positive I heard 4 names from the Sox are going. Well, two guys that count . Not to detract from Javier Lopez and whoever the other guy is, but we know that Freddy and Vazquez will be contributing to the team. I'm not as bothered by a reliever going as I am for a starter (especially when the reliever might not even make the team).

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 03:48 PM) I thought he opted not to a long time ago.. I thought that, too. To my knowledge, Garcia and Vazquez were the only two competing on the Sox.

QUOTE(zach61 @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 12:31 PM) I don't think Fox local news is on at 5 or 6 during the week. Isn't the Simpsons on at that time? Ah, touché. I am suddenly satisfied completely with their coverage

Man, would I love to be the person that catches the record-breaking homer. I would make Bonds pay through the nose to get that thing, and I wouldn't hesitate to auction it off if I couldn't get more out of him. I'd probably feel bad doing that to just about any other player, and end up giving them the ball for some kind of smaller gesture, but I wouldn't give two s***s about doing that to Bonds.

It's strange that there weren't any dentists in Prague that were good enough to work on his teeth, then the good dentist had to come from England. That's a little odd.

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 10:59 AM) I read that... is babies without a husband a no, no for them? Being sane is a no-no for them. Honestly, I think you have to be at least slightly retarded to join Scientology.

QUOTE(Giv20 @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 10:37 AM) It was on last night's 9:00 broadcast. That's better, but I'd still like it to run around 5 or 6. They fired Bruce Wolf?

Why do some people want to see him break the record? I'm not trying to start an argument. I would just really like to know why someone would want a scumbag/racist/cheater to take the record away from a class act like Hank Aaron.

It's unfortunate that they aired this piece so early. It would be much better to do it on the 5 or 6 o'clock news.

Are there any other quality QB FA's this offseason? I really have no idea, but I imagine Brees would cost an arm and a leg if he were the only legitimately good QB on the market. Not sure if the Bears have the cap room or the desire to spend that money to go after him.

QUOTE(Al Lopez's Ghost @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 07:44 AM) Congratulations Milkman. We've managed to hijack the thread. Thanks! I'm actually kind of posting whatever comes to mind since I'm pushing 5,000 posts. QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 08:49 AM) He's still with Detroit, and supposedly lost 20 lbs. Ah, I really thought he was a free agent this offseason. Maybe he was and he re-signed? Or maybe I'm losing it in my old age?

QUOTE(Al Lopez's Ghost @ Feb 21, 2006 -> 07:39 AM) Look, don't blame Magglio. Dmitri Young assured him that the Tigers would be in the playoffs. Speaking of Dmitri Young, is he even on a team right now? On his player page on ESPN.com, it still says Tigers at the top, but I'm pretty sure he was a free agent.

Eh, not sure how much I believe this or the story about Hermanson's back. I'll have to see it to believe it.

http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/

Ex-teammates, Maggs. Ex

I seriously doubt he breaks it this year, but I bet he breaks it eventually. There's no way that one of the most selfish players in baseball will retire without the record. He'll get it, and it'll be a sad day in the history of baseball.

QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Feb 19, 2006 -> 11:16 PM) I'd rather have him on the bench than the other possible backup OF options as well if he's healthy. Well, I'd rather have him starting if he's healthy. That just can't even be considered an if anymore. He can't stay healthy, period.

I don't like to say it, but the Cubs certainly can't be written off so quickly. That division is pretty much up for grabs. The Reds and Pirates will suck thoroughly. The Cardinals have gotten a bit weaker. The Astros have gotten a lot weaker. Then, the Brewers and Cubs have gotten better. The Sox were picked to finish 3rd or 4th last year, and we ended up winning a tougher division.

If you say that you believe Bonds didn't take steroids, you're probably lying.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Feb 19, 2006 -> 06:17 PM) Palmeiro's game never changed dramatically either, though. He was always pretty much the same type of player, which is why I was quite surprised when he turned out to be a juicer. I'd be surprised if it ever came out that Bonds juiced in Pittsburgh. Look at the HR numbers jump from '92-'93. 1992 was the year Canseco was traded to the Rangers.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Feb 19, 2006 -> 06:15 PM) It's post like this that make you deserve all the s*** you get, Jabroni. I don't even like Bonds. I hate the guy, but I hate you fabricating BS too. What was the problem with making a joke about Bonds' steroid abuse?

Ha, online translators are awful.