Milkman delivers

QUOTE(POTUSChris @ Jul 26, 2005 -> 07:30 PM) Half my school is Red Sox fans and I swear being around all them is the reason why I've grown to hate the Red Sox and their fans. I've only found a few Red Sox fans that I can tolerate. The rest I want to punch. They act so much like Cubs fans. And they walk around with this idea that anyone who doesn't like the Red Sox is obviously stupid. GRR Amen, brother. You just described my situation perfectly, except my school is like 98% Red Sox fans.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 26, 2005 -> 03:19 PM) Are you questioning my command of the Bigfoot Language?!? I'm outraged.... OUTRAGED I SAY!!! Four years at Harvard's school of Sasquatch/Yetti Language...*cracks knuckles**hurts hands**puts hands in ice**has mommy kiss knuckles to make all better*

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 11:27 PM) Oh, I see lol. I was like "WHAT THE f*** DOES HE MEAN!?!?!?!?" Still doesn't answer my question though..... It's good, I just couldn't read it because it's kind of small in that picture.

QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Jul 26, 2005 -> 12:56 PM) I read the story with no problem. The author has nothing on Stephen King. Try reading the Running Man (might be under Richard Bachman). He vividly describes a character that actually drags himself down the aisle of a plane with his large intestine dragging behind him. Then it gets caught on something... The Running Man was a great book. I couldn't stop reading it because I was that into it, and I hate reading. It's unfortunate that the movie was absolutely butchered along with the fact that it starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 26, 2005 -> 01:08 PM) Gooney Goo Goo. I think it's actually gooney goo hoo.

Contreras, Marte, Rowand, and McCarthy/Anderson for Griffey? This guy should lose his f***ing job for being such a dumb prick.

QUOTE(AnthraxFan93 @ Jul 26, 2005 -> 08:28 AM) This is the guy we should be going after.. and Not Burnett.. Maybe that was KW's idea all along. Make everyone think he's going after Burnett, then he shows up at a Schmidt game. That guy's a genius, I say. Wouldn't you agree?

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 11:41 PM) Here we go; So wait...he's not washed up? I was mislead

What would it take to get Schmidt, Vizquel, and Eyre? Stupid imagination is gonna get the best of me today. But, oh man, that would be f'n sweet.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 26, 2005 -> 06:37 AM) Have you guys heard what the Rangers want for Alf?? It's nuts. What?

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 11:19 PM) Does that mean it blows???? My bad, I thought it was another AJ Burnett one. I was about to say that you were getting carried away with the rumors, but now I realize it's AJP. Sorry

QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 11:01 PM) Its ozzie speak dude. It has nothing to do whatsoever with jewish people. PC squad out in full force tonight. I remember when someone called another pitcher on the Royals an alien. Someone automatically assumed that it meant he was an illegal immigrant and decided to curse the person out. When it was pointed out that the guy looks like E.T., the person was nowhere to be found. Nobody's throwing out racial slurs around here, so just settle down.

Here's another guy I hope dies a terrible, terrible death.

You are so far ahead of yourself, it's not even funny.

I didn't feel sick or like I was going to faint. I don't get sick that easy. It's just that I don't understand why a person would read that. Just stupid, IMO.

I've hated Phil Nevin since the series against the Pads this year. He truly is a piece of s***.

QUOTE(VAfan @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 10:44 PM) If the Marlins want a starter, why don't they accept Jose Contreras from the Sox as the core of a deal? Because you touch yourself at night.

QUOTE(professionalfan @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 10:42 PM) What did they say about it? It is a very rich suburb of Kansas City (Kansas). I have been through there before. That's where Kauffman lived. No, I meant the place that Jenks is from.

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6 batters with like 12 hits each. Everett walks 3 times, but he never walks. Great game, all in all.

What kind of place is Mission Hills? Is it a hick place or a city? I have no clue.

That was an f'n bomb.

I really don't like John Buck. I haven't liked him ever since I first saw him.

QUOTE(jphat007 @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 10:14 PM) Jenks seems like he gives up his fair share of hits which seems strange for a guy with his stuff. Granted, he gotten out of most every jam but one. You make the slightest contact with a 98 mph fastball, and there's a good chance it'll fall somewhere.

QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Jul 25, 2005 -> 10:08 PM) CLE 0 OAK 8 (3rd) Sorry but sometimes you just gotta take your fear and stare it in the face. Let's have this be a worry free night and look at it as the Indians are officially out of the race

Thank you, Angel Berroa.