southsider2k5

You can't understand the difference between this and "no, we will not trade Holliday"?

They quite literally quoted the guy.

[Meteor hits the earth, kills half the planet] "Think of all of the geologists who will have work now!"

Sounds like you posted in error then and Elias is actually not a reliable source.

Hit the wires.

Are you saying the Elias quotes are made up?

Nah, he'll get 2 or 3 more teams at least try to fix him. Honestly if I hadn't seen 5 seasons of this s%*#, he'd be a guy who'd be interesting to try from the outside.

I am also actively shopping for a winning powerball ticket.

His spikes? Hahahahahaha

No they haven't, stop.

Yeah I don't know why anyone would be hard on Kopech. It must just be me. I honestly can't recall a team loaded with so many insanely talented players who bombed harder than this franchise.

We are the dumbest franchise in baseball.

Forget it, he's rolling.

I would really like Seattle and Baltimore to work out for Robert and Crochet respectively. Their position player pools are so deep.

I see the opposite. The Os need pitching SO BAD>

CHANT WITH ME! DFA! DFA! DFA!

Just came in to repeat this. Dude struggles to start, and then settles in. This is a pattern for him.

The first half, at least, is going to be really bad. Think of the trades that are coming. The question of how long depends on how much Captain Panic buries the young players on the roster.

Depending on what level of DSL guys, something like this is a solid shell.

https://www.si.com/mlb/orioles/news/baltimore-orioles-top-prospect-could-help-land-two-time-all-star-jon9

You need 1.

They will get to .500 in 2025. They will start out 0-0.

Especially since the Sox spent years trying to cut his horn off.