southsider2k5

A great one is to get ahold of a laxative kit and spike their lunch/drink. They make those kits that clean you out in advance of specific medical tests that have 3 different kinds of laxatives in them, including a liquid one that can easily mix into a drink or soak into a sandwich or such. They will be in the bathroom within a half hour and will be tore up.

QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:01 PM) Change it to dial the number he is dialing from so he keeps getting a busy signal. They have tons of lines where he works, it would just roll to the next line.

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:00 PM) I don't want to bother the people working there. How about Da Mares office then? I know you want to annoy them

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:53 PM) We have headsets, but the speed dial thing gives me and idea. I can change the speed dial to his cell phone number. How about the suicide hotline?

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:46 PM) Essentially. Fundamentalists of every religion f*** it up for the sane, rational people who are not intolerant hardliners. And SS2K4, you're supposed to keep the homosexuals' ability to control the weather secret. Why do you think I am trying to be friends with Wino? I just want the lake effect snows to stop

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:36 PM) I didn't know we were still using pennies. Where's the $50 bill contest?? Try the Scott Borass fan board

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:21 PM) You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward. Damn that's awesome

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:16 PM) Been done. Let me explain. These guys have picked up dead birds out on the street and put them in my desk drawers and taped them under my desk. I always scold them for the disgustingness of the prank, but applaud the creativlty. That's why I need it to be semi-clean. Ah, I thought you wanted something a little nicer. You owe them big time.

I did a great one on the night desk at work a couple of years ago. All of the desks face each other, so all of the computers sit right against each other. I took all of their mouses and reversed them to the computer sitting opposite them. So they couldn't see that their mouse was controlling the computer of the guy accross from them. They had to call tech support to fix their "problem".

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:56 PM) I didn't take it as him advancing an agenda...I took it as he is just pointing out some facts that I wouldn't have known if I didn't read it. I had no idea there were some people saying that those islands got hit because of what their religions and beliefs are. Are the christian groups saying and doing the same things?? If so that would be pretty hypocritical for him to fault one and not the other. I thought the whole point was kinda like...hey look how everyone around the world bans together in times of crises, but not only does this group not join in...they basically say you deserve your death and destruction because you believe different from me.... There is a "Christian" (I use the quotes to differenciate them from real Christians) group somewhere in the plain states who is advancing the theory that the tsunami was God's punishment to the Swede's for their gay lifestyles. And supposedly that is why they lost the most people out of the European countries. They had posters depicting gay sex and everything. It was discusting. I think Winodj has more info if you are interested.

The sad thing is that Cub fans seem to get "it", yet none of this towns columnists do. :headshake

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:50 PM) OK, i don't know if anyone else is having this problem, but all pictures on ESPN are showing up as red X's right now. This isn't the case for everything else on the internet, so i don't really know what's up. Is this ESPN, or my computer? If it's my computer, what did i do/what do i do to fix it? I'm not good with this stuff. Its your computer.

QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:50 PM) Also like I have said b4, if they want to open the game up and make it a lot more fun one of the best things they could do is remove the red line.... They tried that for a year in the IHL and it sucked. All it did was encourage teams to dump and chase from farther out, and encourage more clutch and grabbing. It really backfired. It also turned the linesmen into moving targets as people were dumping from everywhere, and the linesmen usually weren't ready.

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:47 PM) Well, i must be living under a rock when it comes to this (which is good i guess) because i didn't know there was already one season of the ashlee simpson show Or you are just in the 99.9% of people who don't give a s*** about that no talent ass clown...

I know the Saudis haven't done much, but this is just another example of people using tragedy to advance their own agendas. I hope the author doesn't mind exploiting the deaths of 160,000 or so people to slam liberal Muslims. I notice the author made no mention of Christian groups doing the samethings.

Interesting stuff. I disagree with the removal of fighting. I wish they would have mentioned 3-2-1 scoring for wins/OT wins/OT losses. That would be the best incentive for teams to avoid OT, or try to win in OT.

QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:12 PM) I'm more interested in the Q&A sessions and stuff like that than the autographs to tell you the truth. The seminars rock. Over the years I have become much more interested in them. And I have a feeling the first Q&A will be an SRO event. I can't wait

ESPN should sue his b**** ass for ruining the sport of boxing.

Here is my state quiz You're Tennessee! A vibrantly musical individual, you probably know how to play multiple instruments. At the heart of your love for music is the guitar, though you have a soft spot for violins, which you refuse to call anything but fiddles. Fiddlesticks aside, you are very thin and have excellent posture. If you ever run for elected office, you won't even be able to get your hometown to support you. I guess that's why they call it the blues.

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 12:04 PM) http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=2796714 She died at the scene of the crash, but her husband walked away. State police say the difference is he was wearing a seat belt. This man not only loses his wife but is charged for negligent homicide because his wife exercised here own choice? :headshake A kid I can see, but his wife? That is complete garbage.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 11:57 AM) I'll be hanging around for sure. Make sure to keep in touch the next couple days; I'd love to meet up with the gang at the Atrium. I'll be here, and will check in Friday morning before we take off for the fest.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 11:52 AM) SS hooks it up again! Am I suprised? Thanks a ton big guy! You planning on sticking around for the evening, or are you taking off afterwords? There will be plenty of beers and good times up at the Atrium bar.

As a now five year vet, let me hook you up. QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 11:40 AM) Well, the first-timer is gearing up for Soxfest and needs a little help. I'll try to make this as painless as possible. 1. I'll be in attendance on Satuday. What time should I arrive? What should I bring to get autographed? Is it a hassel to bring in multiple things to get autographed? It depends on what you bring and how you have it stored. If you are bringing bats, it will get heavy as you are standing in lines on a thin carpet on top of a coolish cement. Wear long sleeves if you plan to get many autographs. Make a chart of who you want most, because you will only be able to make it through one line at each time slot. They only take a limited number of people at each line (usually 300-500 people, depends on how many people are signing) and they all fill up. The big names go first. The best thing is to get there a couple of hours early and get in line. Then we you get the signature you want, identify the player in the next time slot you want, and start waiting in line again. Yes, there is a theme here, there is a lot of waiting for autographs. I don't have an exact number, but Saturday is the busiest day, and it has to be in the 1000's. The tables downstairs are resonable, and if you look you can find good deals. The garage sale on the otherhand is expensive. If you are interested in something from there, bring your credit card. Let me know if you have any other questions...

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 11:36 AM) He's the one that agreed to let the UN in after the Gulf War. He had no ground to stand on. Plus there was a real easy way to not draw attention to his cache in the first place... don't use them on Iranis or Kurds in the first place.

QUOTE(IlliniKrush @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 10:54 AM) Wilkinson is a very underrated player IMO Illinois vs Penn St tonight, 8pm. Beat them by 43 last year at home. Line is at 28.5, wow And PSU's 3rd leading scorer is in the hospital. They move a frosh into the starting line up. That line is a steal.