Texsox

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:09 PM) So I am covering tree hugging AND immoral sex... Count me as two for two. Now are you going to join me or what? Stumpy, that's not what it means to "get wood"

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:07 PM) You're doing a little bit more than hugging it...... it must be an asspen . . .

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:05 PM) Now STFU and help me hug this tree! Your not a lib, so we shall call you huggernaut

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:59 PM) I only know of one or two liberal administrators, and I'm one of them...... It's us liberal mods that are held back by the GOP masters who are keepin' us down . . .

QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:48 PM) Tex... I thought long and hard.... hehe.. before quoting him... Longest 3.5 minutes of my day - which would have been made a lot easier if the search feature was back up and running.. The great ones always make it look easy. I only wish I had Juggerbot off ignore so I could read his posts I guess someone here is a metalhead . . .

QUOTE(bmags @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 01:31 PM) lol, i heard he was suspended before for putting a sign on a students back that read "i am gay" this teacher is f***ing nuts. Then he printed up a sign that said Gay Ghey to show the difference.

I am so glad I waded into this thread, I am laughing so hard at Juggy getting pwned. Steff I am having a hard time understanding some of the details, but I think Juggy is planning on breeding with an inflatamate to produce the next synthetic race to do homework? Is that correct? I'm guessing the Doctors at the home are going to take away his computer time when they read this log of his activities. Not since the days of Ncorgbl have I seen someone so amazingly out of his mind. Reality, what a concept . . .

Idiot.

From the newaphrodisiac soda thread comes this gem QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:58 AM) This, Viagra and the new Vanity Fair and my weekend is set!

QUOTE(3E8 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 11:28 AM) I think you have a bright future as a publicist. And he should have tossed in that he has a black friend . . .

A much better defense would have been, I hear that phrase a hundred times a day, it is regrettable, but I slipped into the language of the hallways. It doesn't reflect who I am, or what I think, and for that I am profoundly sorry. It reflects the environment that I should have risen above. I know at this moment, nothing I say will carry as much impact as my actions will in the future. I ask people to judge me not on my words but on my deeds, both in the past and in the future. Then a quick salute

QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 06:59 AM) The B side of the "Brothers in Arms" album was great! The A side had Money For Nothing, Walk Of Life, etc .... But I always felt the flip side was much better. Crap, damn, that's like 6 or 7 times we've agreed. I was doing a rock bar dj thing when that came out, I had to play the A stuff but would be listening to the B side in my headphones. Come to think of that, I did an aweful lot of that while working there. In could have been worse, my buddies who were doing dance clubs and weddings were spinning Brick House and Celebration on their 12s

There is also discussions to incorporate attachments into that as well. Once the mechanism is there for charging, it's just a matter of time . . .

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Feb 6, 2006 -> 01:52 PM) I'm not a Paul Simon fan, but "Sounds Of Silence" is a kick-ass song. I've been getting into a lot of Dire Straits stuff recently too. They probably don't qualify because they emerged in the Disco era, but then again, Pink Floyd tracks from "The Wall" should qualify as classic rock, so I'll mention this absolutely phenomenal track: The Sultans Of Swing Dire Straits came and went so fast I don't think anyone really noticed their talents. Simon and Garfunkel ave the greatest harmonies I've ever heard. Many times it is impossible for me to tell when one voice stopped and the other started.

The balancing act that the US always finds ourselves in is: We are the 800000000 pound gorilla that everyone hates. We can annihilate almost any country on the planet. Right or wrong, nations fear us and see us meddling into problems that aren't ours. If your in BIIIIIG trouble, who you gonna call? Of course, the US, and we'll spend billions ridding your stink hole of a country of some idiot that you, and possibly us, put into power. Of course while doing that, you will have to denounce us as aggressors and evil.

http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflas...gn_id=rss_daily A Dog Fight Over Pet Monkeys A federal bill that would regulate primate ownership has owners of the exotic pets fuming -- and fighting back

QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Feb 6, 2006 -> 08:27 PM) I speak Mexican, too. I thought for years that pendejo meant Cub's fan . . .

February 6, 2006 The Top 5 Things Heard During the Super Bowl That Sounded Dirty, But Weren't 5> "You said it, Al -- that muff was huge!" 4> "He's been getting into the pocket all day and forcing Big Ben out to the left, where he always gets whacked hard." 3> "Let's wait to see where the spot ends up." 2> "He really needed 10 inches, but it looks to me like he's only got about six." and Topfive.com's Number 1 ThingsHeard During the Super Bowl That Sounded Dirty, But Weren't... 1> "If I really need to score in under a minute, I put the ball in Big Ben's hands and let him work his magic." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 17-item list and the Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list: "Fumblerooski!" and "Sidelined" http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml

I guess he doesn't understand that a member of that group can use that insult, but outsiders don't get that same privilege. Duh, what planet is he on? :headshake I hear Mexican slang all the time and have to be very careful in not repeating it. I know they can get away with it, but from me it would be insulting to all but my closest friends.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 5, 2006 -> 09:44 PM) Proably a good idea, yes. But, in the meantime, where a captain's hat and some spiffy deck shoes and fake it. shoes !!! No shirt, No Shoes, No Problem. Man, I work on the beach.

Anyone see some irony in those guys telling him they loooove him

Thanks Jim, I'll me running one of them schools, I guess I should learn first.

QUOTE(3E8 @ Feb 5, 2006 -> 07:27 PM) Is he treating it like s***? That's the part that really pisses me off, he treats the thing like Tiffany glass. The HD crapped out on this one.

The second replacement they sent my son crapped out in 3 months and 1 week. There b.s. warrenty on allegedly new replacements is 3 months. :finger Apple

Any sailors? I need to learn to sail and don't have the first clue where to start, except maybe on a sailboat and I have that.