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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 07:44 AM) Mrs Southsider I'm still going with the hung like *his* daddy theory and you are having a boy.

QUOTE(The Critic @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 07:53 PM) And for her to make some "grand proclamation" that just this once she'll say White Sox instead of the oh-so-clever b**** Sox just smacks of self-important attention-starvation. We are soooo much more creative with Moronotti Bora$$ FLubs ScRubs Nuke_Cleveland (sorry bud, proving a point) I guess I have thicker skin when it comes to this stuff. I enjoy her parodies, especially as the Twinkies were going down in flames. She is a comedy writer, I don't take her stuff seriously.

QUOTE(kevin57 @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 10:46 PM) Difference: Marrotti is always slamming everything Sox: organization, fans, ballpark. The key word again = always How soon we forget his articles that claimed the Sox pitching made us choke proof (wrong again Jay). He probably ran two or three articles highlighting what could go wrong to one nothing can go wrong. It is amazing with all of our historical success, almost Yankee-like, and our total domination of Chicago with the fan base, that he could find anything negative to write about, but he does.

Welcome, Rex Kickass, doesn't. I'm new also. In fact we are all new this week. The Rally Crede sprayed Revirginate on the crowd.

It will be so embarrassing when Delay is found innocent of all this. I can't believe a leading GOP member would do such things. This is clearly the prosecutor being used by DEM interests. Hammer '08 BTW anyone notice how Delay looks a lot like Scott Boras, the second most lovable guy in the world?

QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 01:35 AM) I'm sure its a perfectly reasoned argument or whatever. But its John Stossel and his mustache haunts me. I just needed to share that. Haunts you in that you feel a hot breeze across your neck in the middle of the night sort of way?

The Rally Crede built the Pyramids and Stonehenge. He knows what happened to Mike and Carol's first spouses. The Rally Crede *has* found what he's looking for.

Check back a day or two, we've had a thread on this.

I was just watching Larrusa in the post game interview and what a classy guy. I've always been a fan, I wish Hawk hadn't of run him out of town.

The funniest thing is stuff that Jay writes can also be found here, yet we accept it from posters here. As soon as Jay's column is printed, Sox fans rush to rip it. Crying mommy, mommy, Jay is saying mean things to me. Personally if we start banning columnists and commentators, I suggest we also add Rush, Hannity, Savage, etc. They are GOP homers and hate the Dems. They should be banned from here also.

DAMN, my two favorite teams playing each other. My loyalties are always with the Sox, but I'd rather be beating up on any other NL team before the Astros.

If Frank's attitude was a great as his physical talents, IMHO, he'd already have had 500 HRs. It seemed that Spring Training wasn't complete without a Selfish Frank moment. Partly I believe it was rooted in how hard he worked and saw others working less and getting more. I love the big guy, it would be the second saddest day I've had as a fan, behind Fisk getting dumped, maybe even sadder.

QUOTE(SnB @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 09:58 PM) The Rally Crede isn't interested in Sex, Lies, or Politics. Not true.

I hear the Rally Crede choked Linda Lovelace

QUOTE(CrimsonWeltall @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 10:10 PM) This isn't anything new but...why is the CDC doing a study on gun control? Public Health covers almost anything that kills people, from Cancer to car accidents.

I agree 100% with what he wrote. But there is a couple points he left out regarding self defense and guns. First off, the gun needs to be available, loaded, and ready to go quickly if case you are surprised by an intruder. No time to go somewhere else to get ammo, no complicated locks to be unlocked. For that reason, homes with children should think twice about the dangers of kids and guns vs. a possibility of a violent home invader. I respect the individuals right to make that decision. To me, I erred on the side of caution and did not count on a gun while my kids were much younger. I invested in a very good, home security system. The thought of a gun accident in my home was far worse than the possibility of a home invader. I do not believe our founding fathers could have envisioned the modern armies that we face. They also could not envision a modern grocery store and the livestock processing plants we have today. A firearm 200+ years ago provided food as well as protection, things that are not a necessity today. I am not an originalist in regards to the constitution.

The Rally Crede invented ice cream, rock and roll, and flavored condoms.

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 04:51 PM) When God makes love, he cries out "Oh, My Rally Crede!"

The Rally Crede knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, but he ain't telling. The Rally Crede is a Texan.

Who is the whole ceremonial tossing of the baseball for? The fans to see someone famous, special, etc. The person who tosses the pitch? The players? What'sp with the whole thing anyways? It seems kind of silly to me.

I don't see the team repeating anyone who has already done it this post season.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 08:02 AM) That's probably true. I love you Kap

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 08:07 AM) Okay, let me get this straight. You’ve got this “friend” wink wink who’s doing a “research project” wink wink and needs jokes about CONDOMS. And that got you thinking about “what works, what doesn’t.” So you’re asking for specific details and…. Puhleese! Did we just fall off the turnip truck, or what? Can’t you just call 1-800-RUBBERS? On a slightly related note (but honest I’m not referring to you, Tex) – is anyone here old enough to remember the scourge of dirty phone calls we used to have to put up with? They were just a fact of life. These pathetic pervs – a lot of them must have just dialed at random and waited for a woman to answer before starting up with their nonsense. Caller ID just wiped that out instantly after it came out. One good piece of technology. Don’t know what made me think about that all of a sudden. Well, sorry, didn’t mean to put a damper on the Rubber-A-Thon. Carry on. Actually Mercy, she is doing youth protection training for a youth group and hoping to keep their attention. She thought a couple jokes and stories would help. She called various health agencies and the biggest complaint the health departments hear is they take away from, not add to the enjoyment. If some of these features improved upon original equipment, that would seemingly be a good thing. But that story would be too boring and I'm working some humor and seeing what would work, hence my original post. I think she is crazy, but always willing to help a volunteer. Do people still call them rubbers? I just got an idea for a visual joke with a rain slicker and rubber boots. If it was something else, wouldn't I just volunteer to buy the rack and commence testing? And getting back to phone calls, when I was living in Wildwood, my phone number was 223-3825 which happened to spell ACE-f***, thank you very much. I would get reverse perv jokes. People calling me to tell me my phone number spelled 223-f***. I sometimes played along, if it wasn't too late. Once a couple of young girls called and I started asking them about it, and they screamed they were calling the cops, I laughed and said, hey YOU called ME!

I'd like to see Clemens, Oswalt, amd Pettit all throw out about a 100 pitches. Yes, I still think Houston wll be in.

I love the pre-game, the post game, the interviews, the replays. The convienence of bathrooms, concessions, and I can choose which idiots I watch the game with. I've attended enough Championship games in other sports to get my fix. But every fan should get a chance at a Championship game. Watching the Penguins skate with the Cup at the old stadium was a thrill