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Canada serves three important roles for the US 1. A place for the middle class to send their kids in times of a draft. The upper class has the Texas Air National Guard, the middle class has Canada, and the poor have a going away party. 2. A source of hockey players. 3. ?? Because we are not drafting soldiers yet, or playing hockey, there has to be a good reason why we are putting up with Canada. Maybe step one was getting the baseball teams out of there. I kid, 'cuase I care® Used by permission

One factor that seemingly isn't included in our foreign aid dollars are the billions in defense we spend to keep piss ants from killing each other. We call it peacekeeping, but I'll bet it is in our military spending numbers, not charged to foreign aid. I could be wrong, a quick google search didn't give me a clean link to be certain. No one on this planet has or is spending the dollars or, more importantly, the lives, to keep bullies at bay and dictators from genocide.

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4 Tickets?? Any time they saved was lost in being written up for speeding.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:57 AM) Since we didn't offer him arbitration, I don't think we can talk to Robbie till May 1st. We will all hold our breath With the Sox payroll our backups have to minimum wage guys. We can't have much sitting on the bench.

QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:54 AM) I read the article... that was possibly the worst decision I've heard someone making in a long time. I have been in shows where I've had to wear Nazi uniforms, and I hate that pictures exist of them.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:51 AM) Inbreeding I guess being from Kentucky, you are familiar with that sort of thing

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:52 AM) Horizontal. In the jewel case or out?

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:36 AM) I certainly believe some of the local newspaper columnists read us. Most subjects are so obvious. I don't think anyone here is reading WSI for post ideas and vice versa. Most writers are reading their peer group and networking within the industry. I doubt they are basing their careers on fan boy sites. With the hundreds of posts, you could find a post on any column idea.

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:46 AM) They're in order by preference. The White Album comes before all others, for instance. vertical or horizontal?

The whole Royal Family thing is weird.

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:40 AM) Somewhere under the radar while we sighed Kenny Williams lingered there as we wondered why Somewhere under the radar Kenny flew He signed A J Pierzynski and El Duque too Some day we'll see a pennant fly And wake up where Sox blues are far behind us When bunting lines the upper deck We'll raise a toast to ol' Bill Veeck and all that binds us Somewhere under the radar 'Tis where we fly We fly under the radar As we reach for the sky If Marlins and Angels can be the world champions Why, oh why can't we that is so beautiful Nice work

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:41 AM) I dunno if keeping your music, movies, and books organized is necessarily peculiar. I mean, it's much easier than having to search through a bunch of s*** just to find a particular album or whatever. If it's in alphabetical or chronological order, you know precisely where it is at all times. Once you have the cds alphabetical by artist, duo, or group, are the albums chronological or by title?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/features/freeagents Robbie is still looking for a gig. Sandy signed weeks ago. I was a little surprised, I thought he signed as well. For the right price, he could be an interesting re-signing. I wonder what our options are since technically he's "ours"

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:36 AM) Yeah that is a great idea. I spent many a cold days out there waiting for tickets. But now he calls ahead and makes certain they are open . . .

> A good old Irish Catholic father > > The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon he > return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this time, you > ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you > were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what > you put your Mum through?? !!"The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, > sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT!!? Out of here, you > shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family - I don't > ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to > give Mom this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, > plus a savings account certificate for £5million. For my little brother, > this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited > edition convertible that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership to > the Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend > New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what > was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A > prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff" > > "Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said > "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:13 AM) CDs, DVDs, Board Games - Alphabetical Books - I have a large collection of Presidential biographies - They are organized by what number of President they were. Alarm clock time set 5 minutes fast, of course. I brush my teeth in the shower. [feeling like Kramer] brush your teeth? I shave, but always brush before the shower. You're showing me something. [/Kramer]

QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:18 AM) We're guys. We like to & You even got it in order By the way, this thread has officially been hijacked 4 times. We are now playing 4 degrees from WMD

:fyou these little kids. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Just kidding White Sox and building the fan base.

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 11:13 AM) Beaver fur will NEVER go out of style. Or do I mean furry beavers? damn we are easily amused

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 10:52 AM) That's not true. We are too busy ignoring Mexico. We ignore Mexico but not Mexicans . . .

Damn I want that job

If any department read fan sites it would be marketing.

QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 10:52 AM) No. Never. Not even once. I don't think he ever has but if hge did it could explain a couple f*** ups . . .

The Central may be more than a two team race.