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How do they do that?

We have got to get him higher in the order.

Just raise hope to make the crash hurt more.

Umps know the game is over.

With no help in sight.

The Astros will retire Dusty this year. Maybe he and Tony can split the job. They can take naps when necessary. What's better than one HoF manager? Two!

Is he still alive?

He needs to remember wins are not a valid way to measure pitching.

Just wait for the Metamucil to kick in.

You'd think there would be a sense of urgency when key personnel have already exceeded the average life expectancy in the US.

Yeah!! We didn't get shut out!! Woo Woo

Where to?

Nomadic Fanatic on YouTube just uploaded "Potato Museum - Tater Treats & Parking Issues in Idaho". I'm guessing that's going to be a better use of the next twenty minutes of my life.

3/40 coming up

You can't expect Tony to remember all the player's names. My theory is he was having dinner with JR and right as the waitress was serving pudding someone mentioned Leury Garcia. Now Tony keeps saying Leury Garcia and hoping for pudding.

Exactly.

We don't take any pitches. He could have 15 in 50 pitches.

Borderline? The casual fan stopped watching a month ago. We're the only ones still watching.

I disagree. He won't be in the dugout next season. I don't we'll get anyone good, it will be another revolving door. Dusty will be available.

Idiot fan boys wasting money.

I'm cancelling my MLB subscription. I can watch actual quality baseball for free with my local channels.

Wait for them to put up five meaningless runs at the end of the game to lose 16-5

I wonder if Tony has any recordings of when he could actually manage. Maybe play a couple of them to motivate these guys? Gather the team around the old Victrola.

I may have been too optimistic when I predicted third place.

Even when Tony is almost right he pisses me off. Here in a game we have zero chance of winning he puts out a decent lineup. Games we might actually win, he puts out crap lineups. I must have missed that in old school baseball 101. Not since Ozzie have I seen a manager trying to lose games.