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QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 26, 2008 -> 09:26 AM) I hate those things with a passion, but what a waste to work on legislation to ban them. I do have a huge pair of them things hanging off of my Mac. Now that is cool. PCs come with their own . . .

I thought this was another Crede v. Fields thread Opposite Field would be a great name for a gay sports bar.

for everyone.

I wish I had spent more time on my list. I was kind of like Bush the past few years, just went through the motions and no one agreed with me I can't believe more people didn't like RV. I think it was Robin Williams best, and also What About Bob, Bill Murray's best.

The Top 16 Signs You Might Be in a Cult 16> "Today's reading is from the Gospel according to Melvin..." 15> Your 2007 tax return listed as a business expense $175,000 for paper daisies. 14> "Teh Elevnth Cumanmint: Thou Shalt Not Cuvit Dogs... DO NOT WANT!" 13> The only people you associate with also own a Macintosh. 12> You find yourself cashless, homeless, wifeless and nutless with your hopes pinned to a spaceship that was *supposed* to be here last week. 11> Lucky you: Your 16th birthday and your 5th wedding anniversary fall on the same day! 10> Despite having less sex appeal than Charles Nelson Reilly, you get more tail than Charlie Sheen. 9> Sunday after Mass, instead of lunch at the IHOP, Dad pulls the minivan into Astrid Galaxicorr's Teleportational Applesauce Hut. Read the rest on our website: http://TopFive.com

I'm wondering, now that everyone has seen the list, how they would rank a top 5 from this list. I would have to go Blazing Saddles Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Animal House Tommy Boy It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World And my vote for best film not on the list: What About Bob? with an honorable mention to Fast Times

For the culturally underprivileged http://www.trucknutz.com/

They are so silly and juvenile, but to outlaw them

Happy Birthday

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 03:21 PM) Thanks for the hard work good sir Knight That was awesome. One of the coolest things around here in a while. Besides being in first place.

A Christmas Story Serial RV Annie Hall What About Bob? Porky's Slapshot Rocky Horror Picture Show Wayne's World Stripes The first five were ones I nominated the second half are ones I wish I had listed. How could we not have Slapshot?

Fast Times not on the list? I guess I'll just have my gf over, put on side two of Zep 4. Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

QUOTE (kevo880 @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 02:06 PM) Why don't they give a rip at bears games if there's underage drinkers tailgaiting? It could be who owns the lots.

QUOTE (Wanne @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 02:01 PM) Just a question...but aren't the Sox libel of something happened to an underage person drinking in some way, shape or form since technically it's on their "property". Not sure how that works...but you really can't get mad at guys just doing their jobs and the White Sox orginization merely protecting themselves. If their liquor license works like a store, restaurant, bar, etc. they could have it suspended or revoked. No big deal. IIRC some team did have it yanked for a game a few years back.

This is the Sox worst PR nightmare. Crede playing up to his potential.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 01:44 PM) So its OK when you break the rules, but not the underage drinkers. That's a pretty big bowl of hypocrisy you are serving up there... Are you really comparing calling the manager's name to underage drinking? I'm not even certain their is a rule about it, I imagine it's more etiquette and common sense.

I'll read it. My cousin played indy ball for a lot of years. He had fun, but without any real expectation of playing beyind that, he was able to stay level headed and have fun.

We all have time, talent, and treasure that some organization can use. Most people who give one or more of the three to a worthy cause they believe in, are rewarded ten fold. Thank you for helping in this fight Rex.

QUOTE (DrunkBomber @ Apr 24, 2008 -> 03:26 PM) However, if it was something like a school trying to make it be recited in both languages to appease bilingual students thats another story. Interesting. If there was a group of people who wanted to pledge allegiance to this country, you would say no if they wanted to do it in another language?

I feel like thye old man who walks by some young guy who is gazing longingly at a very hot chick. And I say, son, enjoy the moment, you can have a couple (more) good times with her, but in the end she's going to break your heart. Crede

last two numbers? BigEd only has one number . . .

Harry gets home late one night and, Jo, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Harry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would a retiree gets a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?' Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. Harry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.....

QUOTE (vandy125 @ Apr 24, 2008 -> 12:01 PM) Heck, a nice long 2x4, golf club, hockey stick, or something like that would work too. There are a lot of things that you could use. I wouldn't be getting that close to it with a knife. Knowing Gerry. The golf club is probably his worse tool. He's about the only Canadian without a hockey stick. What he should have done was grab his ropin' gear and try to rope that critter. Of course getting his ropin' horse into the house would have been a challenge.

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Apr 23, 2008 -> 09:16 PM) South Park has jumped the shark. yep