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Padres, lol

Where we can henceforth screw up improved draft position with next Torkelson/Vaughn/Madrigal/Burger type…

And Carl Everett…two emotional leaders on that team. Plus, Uribe was also beloved in the clubhouse. Those three, although Uribe stuck around longer due to Buehrle interceding with front office.

852 plus however many last night 865 274 for next 39 at this pace of 7+. 1139. About 200 off. Was that 154 games though? So not really all THAT close in reality. Just feels like that because of all the frustration building up.

If 3-4 years for Grandal and Hendriks is really short term. To me, it’s always three years or less vs. 4-5-6 or more. Like all those extensions for younger Sox core players…but definitely no $20-30 million yearly FA’s.

Worked out pretty well for Martin Luther King, Jr.

Frank Frappuccino? Firing out of a Jackass-style cannon into a deep lake?

Civale pulled with 4 2/3. Slim 2-1 lead. Anti LaRussa from Francona.

Hmmm...who'd a thunk physics laws could not be overcome by Menechino Ball?

Kyle? They would simply love to get out from under that contract.

They need to Hiroshima/Nagasaki ANY umpire decision in the future not controlled by AI Terminators/SkyNet.

Robert one for sure...

Lose Us?

Need more Sosa/Yogurt.

Don't have the slider working tonight. Just hope elbow stays intact into 2023.

Hahn better hope the Padres miss the postseason so everyone focuses on that historic failure instead lol.

Moncada pissed about Baltimore's lack of nightlife scene options.

Astros teach that approach to all but their top minor league hitters as a philosophy. Need Eddie Gaedel to PH. Rodney McCray or Terence Go rec would work too. Grebeck.

Eight pitchers now in StatCast Era to hit 103. Bautista with two there in sequence, wp and Jimenez's evisceration/annihilation/vaporization.

Why not Mike Veeck as GM then?

Asteroid wipes out Earth? Deep Impact/Armageddon scenario?

Season rides on shoulders of Tanner Banks. Leave it to Sox to have a broken pitchcom lol.

Houston 2-0 over the Twins in the 7th. 13 stranded 2/13 risp

Every game recently 2-3x more hits but losses. I blame this on this all on Tony the moderator from Guardians' series. All downhill since.

So done with Abreu despite being a 390 obp guy. Bases loaded jinx strikes again. Unbelievable.