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Please sell Hahn to another team. Barlow warming to close. Ruiz finally up. Shades of Angels’ series to open season last year with Foster.

Well, at least Foster wasn’t hurt in that collision?

Twins on verge of putting Sox six games back again…

First lead of the day. That was fast. Foul ball almost took out Rangers’ broadcasters. Going from bad to worse…and quite quickly.

What in the name of Sam Hill was McGuire looking for there? Terrible at bats today…unless his bunt somehow stayed fair.

He’s no Dylan Covey.

Mendick. Harrison in, Leury to SS.

Lambert era down to 3.72. Heim somehow leading MLB catchers in homers. Crazy set of decisions.

Another terrible strike call by plate umpire. Calhoun fuming.

So then he could demonstrate his managerial genius in a tie or extra innings game. Got lucky Garcia expanding zone chasing Ball 4. ATL A’s Phillies all streaking in different directions.

Rangers’ announcers incredulous.

Josh Naylor just sighted entering Rangers’ clubhouse, taxi just dropped off from Midway.

Give me Biny’s Beverage Depot ads every 10 minutes if we can exchange for Maddon…

Not going with Hendriks at home in a tie game top of 9. Interesting. In fact, nobody warming up. Ruiz Foster Bummer kidnapped by a passing UFO???

Matt Moore is older than LaRussa. Still throwing 96. Bring back Thornton.

Parkman’s General Theory of Negativity Go for it!

Imagine if Lambert gave up a homer there…to LHB. Garcia being on fire recently saved that potential embarrassment.

Rangers’ announcers calling for walk.

Or NL vets. Grey overcast day matches current grey moods.

Better for Parkman to turn off TV at this point.

TLR has to be doing this to get back at Hahn, right? Providing lineup maximizer tool, lol.

Lambert’s ERA making Jon Adkins, Barcelo and Diaz look like studs.

When we couldn’t even beat Yahoo Serious?

The presidential family, third generation? Or tragedy stricken former 1st pick?