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Dammit, here we go again with the late innings tight-rope act.

Has anyone ordered BUD or Bud Light delivery? That seems a bit of a stretch, but obviously someone is buying...desperate times call for desperate measures, as they say. Let's hope Christian Stewart doesn't date Kristen Stewart. UNLIKELY. But you never know.

Cisnero...we don't want to face you any more this series. Seems like his name should have an S at the end, like the formerly indicted Clinton admin official, Henry.

Totally forgot the Tigers had Ivan Nova. 5.74 ERA, 1-0 for DET. Going against INDIANS in first game of weekend series.

Marshall is the logical pick, but these 8th innings are going to serve witness to why Bummer's presence is so important to this team.

Burdi or Detwiler, lol. Can't use him back-to-back. Good question. Heuer's been going through a rough patch.

Anderson CYCLE TIME. "2020 the Sox are coming for you ... winning the batting title was great, but we want to get to October" ESPN/MLB NETWORK needs to do a live look-in.

First looked like a ball, second like a strike. Cabrera about 50-55 feet down the line when the ball arrived at first.

Yeah, Marshall's stuff isn't quite so dominant. Good, but not blow you away type stuff that Miggy can't handle any more.

We are to the point where we need to put Engel in as a defensive replacement for Jimenez in the late innings. At least Mazara has that Top 5-10 in the game outfield arm.

Jimenez wants to be on Sports Bloopers and Blunders show, seemingly. Schoop looking really good here in this game, he has struggled pretty mightily the last couple of seasons offensively.

That's almost going to be impossible. My picks, either Hedges or Mejia...whoever the Padres cast aside. NOT AGAIN JIMENEZ. EXACT CARBON COPY, almost.

Uneasy feeling creeping back into this one...

3/3 from #9 hitter, making his season debut for Tigers, too.

Everyone needs to grow Cordero Mennonite beards as long as the winning streak continues...no shaving.

https://www.spotrac.com/mlb/chicago-white-sox/james-mccann-14154/ Balls getting spanked hard all over the park, but nothing to show for it that inning.

Thanks, HAL 2000.

Robert's starting to take some nice swings. Great defensive play, self defense, pretty much.

I'm starting to miss the Johnny Bench Blue Emu commercials with his smirky/sarcastic personality... McCann back to 2019 first half hitting form. Trade GRANDAL, sign McCann. Tigers showing the infamous intrasquad game homer by Luis Robert (was it off of Rodon?) where he fell down in the process of swinging and still knocked it out...

Rolex/Tudor and Benz/Audi/BMW? Why are you doing the Greg775 Al Davis impersonation, lol?

He has a long career as a nightclub bouncer/intimidator ahead of him if baseball doesn't work out.

Follically-challenged, but us married men don't have to care about that one. Plus, saves money on shampoo/conditioner and better able to cope with 95-105 degree days. Not to mention wife is huge Jason Statham fan. Unfortunately, those abs take 2-3 hours per day of work and not a steady diet of junk foods.

Cease's game likely ends up 1-2-3 for the first time all game long, each on groundouts. 3.26 ERA now.

On the negative side of things, he's going to be in more running situations on the basepaths at the top of the order...rather than in the run producing/drive the ball spots. Tough call. Arguments either way.

Cordero's jersey keeps shrinking by the game....now it's down to Adult Men's Size M.