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This was an earlier post. From: kcfanman Jul-31 11:39 pm To: ALL (1 of 2) 6893.1 i have to take a dump but my toilet is broken does anyone else live in eagleville and have a working toilet. i will also need a plundger.

Well not quite thanks to Mike Porzio and Rick White. Well actually could be 14 if Fatolo didn't groove pitches in that first game against Det. Man is this team hot or what???

I thought sweeping Minnesota would be biggest series of the year. Then SOX pull a sweep on the ROAD outta their asses. I dunno where its comin from but Sox are something special right now.

If ESPN ran Major League baseball, they would just contract the AL Central.

Boone is fighting back tears getting ready for his press conference. Cincinnati has just imploded this year and now he is being suited up in the evil pin stripes. Will the Yankees ever go away?

Wow I'm really surprised they didn't have to give up Foppert or Williams. I mean Moss and Ainsworth are both good prospects but have tailed off a bit lately especially Ainsworth's injury. I already thought SF would make the World Series, now I think they just might win it this year.

That's make him and Koch TWO relievers we have that had sucky postseasons last year. Let's avoid these guys like we should have all season.

The mullet will be missed

Scary thing is that 1-2-3 inning might lead JM to use Koch in closer ballgames.

Maggs is now third in the league in hitting behind Ichiro and Bill Mueller I believe.

Maybe it was too important a game for Botch to come in.

I still root for Robin Ventura. I will root for Maggs when he goes to San Diego. I will root for Buehrle when he goes to St. Louis. Baseball is about people, it's not about what team you are on anymore. Christ I think Ricky Henderson and Mike Morgan have played for half the teams in baseball. I liked Glover because he never complained about his "role" even though he got used way more inconsistently than Rick White. He also pitched amazingly well in some emergency starts for us back in the day so I will root for the G-lover.

If anyone was still wondering why you get Robbie Alomar... THAT WAS WHY YOU GET ROBBIE f***ING ALOMAR!! WEBGEM!!

Jose doing his best Bill Mueller impression. 3 HR one from RH side of plate.

All those talks about not re-signing guys like Guardado and they just don't have the magic they had last year. I mean Luis Rivas is gettin all their hits lately.

Affeldt I think is the one having blister problems. He's been roughed up lately with the bats.

I want Jon to at least go 4 or 5. I think he can still settle down. He needs to be aggressive with his sinker still and stop getting 2-0 counts.

Good to get Elvys outta there and...ROYALS BULLPEN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMG JOSE THAT WAS A FREAKIN BOMB

f*** Miguel and Jon. Stop worrying about the goddamn base runner so much and just get the f***ing #9 hitter out once in a while. BTW Jon does not have s*** tonight so far.

I may be mistaken, but aren't the twins still 6.5 games back? Yes

They're getting Koch ready to be our 5th starter

Someone with Photoshop skills can u make a picture: It should be a picture of Rick White giving up a HR and looking like s***. At the bottom it should say: KNOW YOUR ROLE

We need a nickname for Schoeneweis cuz his name is hard to spell like Doug Mientkeiwzicz and AJ Pierzysnksi. I vote for Sconey.

Btw I dled this program called Hare from Dachshund that lets me defragment my RAM. Basically instead of restarting your computer u can just right click on the icon and defrag and your computer will be fresh like you just restarted. It is shareware I think but I was able to get myself a full version. It is one of my favorite programs.