Chicago White Sox

Dallas definitely campaigning to get that option to vest

Sox do love their righty/righty platoons

Yeah, VV’s problem is certainly not a lack of athleticism

And will likely have to amputate his hip

Yeah, I theorized concussion because it looked like he landed us his jaw a bit, then quickly realized that didn’t make any sense ?

I’m changing the over/under to 600 plate appearances

I’m hoping they’re just being overly cautious, but it wouldn’t be an official spring training without a corner outfielder getting severely injured on an unnecessary play.

But in all seriousness, can one of the relievers we’re spending $50M on play some RF? Velasquez looked pretty swole yesterday.

Don’t need Conforto when we got an Adolfo

God help us all

I didn’t see the hip, but that probably makes more sense than a concussion…lol.

Concussion maybe?

Oh god, the 1B gets injured diving for a ball in RF. No one could have seen this coming!

No chance of Conforto after that play (assuming no injury)

Oh god more Keuchel

Make the investment now!

Pito with a ducksnort

Glad I got that black Robert authentic when I bought my last jersey. Hopefully will age better than my Dayan Viciedo jersey.

Robert bomb #2

I think that’s enough Keuchel for one day

He’ll bat leadoff on Opening Day with Tim out.

I hope Leury bats cleanup just once this year

Regular season Yoan beats that out I think

Big Energy gets robbed

I don’t dislike the guy, but his starts are the least enjoyable to watch even when things are going good for him. When he’s K’ing less than 5 per 9 and getting beat up to the tune of a 5+ ERAtl they are even more brutal.