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This is an all-timer.

How dare this man wear Jose Contreras' number? I'm sure I'll be cool once he has a good start, but hoo boy this is UGLY.

Lane Ramsey for #5 starter.

I mean, I expected it the moment I saw his body type.

Mark DeRosa = White Sox sleeper agent?

So, I'm assuming Romy, but I wonder who the emergency catcher is?

Why commit lot money to one player over long time, when you can give money to many player over small time?

Definitely rooting for the Kings in the West. The Beam is the most fun thing in a while. Meanwhile, for the Bulls, Pat Bev is wilding.

After thinking on it, I hope they honor Leury's tenure with the team eventually. A statue is way too much, as is number retirement. But goddamn do they love naming stands after people. Give me Leury's Rainbow Cone stand or something, to really hammer home his utility and upbeat personality.

That's so damn clean.

While last year sucked and he shouldn't be on the roster this year, Leury is still a good dude who was fun to root for for nine years.

No Billy or Alberto listed as extras?

My favorite suggestion so far is moving our (by far) best defensive third baseman away from third base.

The A's budget cuts strike again.

Why didn't he do it with the bases loaded?!

Holy s%*# this glare is hysterical.

What if we train Jake Burger to be a catcher

but what about the imaginary errors

That's why I said this needs to be a wakeup call. And John Smoltz fucking sucks as a broadcaster.

Guided by none other than Mark DeRosa. Hopefully this is the wakeup call Team USA needed to take its s%*# seriously. The other countries are getting better.

Closé Ruiz szn be upon us.

They didn't blow it this game. The Lineup ™️ did.

This is insane.