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The shitty part is that is how it goes with oblique strains. I suffered an oblique strain during a seizure and while recovering I feared two things: Yawns were pure agony. Sneezes were a death sentence.

Also @bmags if you want some old prime "Burger is a fat, un-athletic slob" takes to power you through his ROTY campaign:

I'm here for it.

Enjoy Baltimore homie.

Did you block Harold or something?

All the ones that people allude to on here

After trading Tatis, Semien, Bassitt, Montas, Narvaez and then role players the Sox would probably love to pencil in right now like Madrigal (w/e clubhouse issues aside), Pilkington, J.B. Wendelken, you'd think the Sox wouldn't want to trade possible future franchise players for risky panic bets (Montas' track record outside of last season), but people still be proposing them.

Shit, I feel like putting $1 on Keuchel and maybe his mom takes him to a steakhouse and yells "CY YOUNG OR DIE, b****."

Right? Like who looks at Luis Robert and goes "fucking JOSH HARRISON!"

RIP people that placed bets on Manaea winning AL Cy Young

Remy is French Bruce Bochy was born in France Bruce Bochy, as we all know, is heavily associated with the Giants The Giants share a geographic region with the Oakland A's The A's are rebuilding and Montas is their big chip left The Coliseum is cavernous and you need big power to hit homers Burger is clearly telegraphing that he's getting traded to the A's

Joey Votto's TikTok and the Mike Trout art guy have done more to market baseball to a non-baseball crowd than MLB has in years.

If the Sox had acquired Paddack, I would have told you why Katz could fix him, helped him develop a third pitch, etc. Now that the Twins have him: Bring me Craig Dedelow

Y'all can get different insults for the Twins that doesn't boil down to calling them gay.

Unlike some of our posters, I guess Fangraphs really like Andrew Vaughns bat and expected it to outweigh his defense?

Robert #1 at end of season.

Mate you're comparing apples and pears. Yeah, they're pome fruits, but they're different due to circumstances. In this case, the circumstance being time. Either the circumstances you've introduced now absolve the Sox of sin (except, you're somehow still magically trying to ding them for them) or we don't count them as $100M deals because they literally are not $100M deals.

No, I'm rebutting the stupid inflation point. I'm not about to drop an analysis of "here's why the Sox HAVE actually given out great contracts" because of inflation and deals offered to Manny Machado and Alex Rodriguez. It's embarrassing that they haven't signed any nine figure deals, but I'm not going to say that because of inflation, the extension the A's gave Eric Chavez in 2004 is bigger the Yasmani Grandal's because that opens a can of worms and strawman arguments.

Sox by a decent margin Tigers Twins close behind the Tigers Guardians Royals

And Albert Belle goes to $99.5M Frank's 1999 extension goes to $109,671,731.09. MAGIC

RIP Micker-Mania

How could you forget the Celtics?

Well, you see, he was bad as a rookie and as we all know, no rookie has ever improved in the history of baseball.

Why the fuck did we trade for Pollock when that kid was probably available for cheap?