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Lmao. Tatis is trying to blame the lockout for his wrist.

Caulfield's new favorite.

On top of not having the shoulder surgery...so that he could be ready for the postseason last year.

At least James Shields helped Giolito, right...right?

Dude is heading towards Derrick Rose territory, except the team is locked into the contract.

I'd certainly be cool with one.

Appreciated.

That basically leaves, what, the Dodgers as a Kimbrel suitor?

Buster Olney googled it, saw "team options" and was like "nah, Chicago isn't allowed to have a franchise shortstop."

He has two team options: $12.5M in 2023 and $14M in 2024.

I remember thinking Buster Olney was good at his job when I was like, 12.

The Blue Jays love this.

Ordering McDonald's for Lynn.

Love Gavin. I think they sell high and package him with Kimbrel.

Samardzija trade vibes.

I honestly forgot that happened against us.

For anyone like me that was wondering if Tim Anderson had a mystery injury, it's the suspension from the Tigers series at the end of the season.

Always think of this.

Cardiac Arrest Colome

Unless you are Jack, who both believes it and will tell you they are lying. Jack, Kimbrel is on the roster and probably in camp. You want Tony to fucking say, "nah, trade this fucker."

Fabulous quote.

I'm drinking so many salty tears right now from friends who were still holding out hope that the DH would actually be abolished.

Fine, you've convinced me. We throw in Yermin.

All right lads, let's go

Nah, once we hit 6 PM, it's about that time. Big boi stuff only.