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Damn you Arci.

Man makes Luis Robert look small.

At an old job, I once had a partial seizure. I never lost consciousness, but I suddenly lost all focus in my eyes, slurred my speech and got extremely cold followed by immediate sweating and feeling like I was burning up. Like, all in a minute. A few minutes later the haze lifted and I was tired, but in a decent working capacity. One editor got me some water and wanted me to go home, but the person above her had me stay because we were doing special coverage of a massive event. We don't value health in this country.

Yes, but,

This thread:

With all the Oklahoma in this post, I'm amazed Caulfield didn't squeeze Tiger King in here somewhere.

Yeah, but that's like a dad playing basketball with his 5-year-old son and blocking him. You expect it. Madrigal's homer was like the 5-year-old dunking on the dad. It made no sense.

I don't know which home run was more disrespectful, Madrigal's or Yermin's.

Pretty sure that's been since he was in A-ball.

He's 19 and didn't get to do any type of Rookie Ball. Give him time.

* = Hall of Famer

And aren't his peripherals still good?

Mercy.

The Knights wearing White Sox throwbacks is hysterical to me.

Lots of talent, but lots of inexperience. That team is going to have growing pains.

Looking at that play, Dozier was beginning to put his head up when it happened. Another fluke thing where we have to hope Jose is only rattled.

OP apparently made this as a way to force the Tigers into a good quadrant following this chart.

I love these reddit charts. The Sox always show up in the good quadrants. (This one is obviously not serious)

Umpires are just getting worse and worse.

POSITION PLAYERS CAREER WAR WAR WITH WHITE SOX DIFFERENCE SP Steve Carlton 84.1 0.7 83.4 SP Dave Stieb 56.5 -0.4 56.9 SP Red Ruffing 55.4 -0.9 56.3 SP Claude Osteen 36.8 1.9 34.9 SP Jerry Reuss 32.9 2.6 30.3 RP Dave Righetti 21.3 0.8 20.5 RP Sparky Lyle 22.8 0.3 22.5 RP Rob Dibble 9.5 -0.2 9.7 RP Jeff Nelson 14.7 0.1 14.6 C Smoky Burgess 33.3 1.3 32 1B Ted Kluszewski 31.4 0.6 30.8 2B Roberto Alomar 67 -0.7 67.7 SS Jimmy Rollins 47.6 -0.4 48 3B Ron Santo 70.5 -1.6 72.1 OF George Foster 44.2 -0.2 44.4 OF Ken Griffey Jr. 83.8 0.4 83.4 OF Andruw Jones 62.7 1.9 60.8 DH Manny Ramírez 69.3 0.2 69.1 Total 837.4 The Athletic makes and ranks all 30 teams here.

We meme'd Danny Mendick into being, I vote we do it again with Romy-O and Co.

Adam Eaton had more homers in April than Nomar Mazara had all of last year, so I don't really see how Mazara affects the HR total.

His Twitter still says he is - maybe he's just floating around?

The argument I saw for it is that they'll be able to market it - like, hey, we're a safe restaurant for you to take your mask off in because everyone here is vaccinated.

I guess we start seeing a lot more businesses telling people to flash their vaccination cards.