Quin

You laugh.

It's September and they still can't format those tweets right. And the Mets are doing dope animations. Let's go Quintana!

They threw out the Ouija board after using it to hire Tony.

1) Needs anything to fire up the fanbase 2) With Thorpe hurt, Zavala hitting .186 and Wilson being horrible, and Miguel Vargas being New Maldonado, Getz needs to show fans that he can be trusted to get something in return for an ace pitcher before he deals Crochet this summer.

I am increasingly jaded and appreciate your context.

Dude has an OBP of .420 this year at both levels combined. His BABIP is skyhigh, but he's also walking more than striking out. Talk about literally any of that before "he leads the league in personality." Yoan Moncada dropped a fucking bop, the team seemingly had fun about it, and to this day it infuriates fans.

If he's the guy in charge of making David Eckstein, winning players, he sucks too. Knights are 28th in OPS in the AAA despite playing in a bandbox. Barons are 24th in OPS in AA. Dash are 25th in OPS in High-A Cannon Ballers are actually semi-successful, ranking 7th in Low-A in OPS. He's just another guy with a (albeit, minor) Royals connection that Getz brought in despite the fact that the Rice University baseball team has been horrible during Janish's tenure.

See, I get excited about him, then Paul Janish says something stupid like this: Personality isn't a baseball skill you idiot.

Everything makes sense when you realize he likes players that profile like him.

Generally, utility players can field the ball.

Wait, is Rick Hahn back?

I didn't even know about the Angels or Red Sox stints. Ban this man.

For what it's worth, Getz didn't make the Burger trade. That was Kenny.

Yes, this team deserves to be the worst ever but that was an absolutely amazing fucking catch. That was divine punishment.

That was like a wide receiver make a miracle catch.

Dear lord, that's the catch of the year. Team is fucking cursed.

Oh, I get it. This is the new pitcher rehab plan.

10. Robert's an introvert, so we're gonna keep to ourselves. If Ozzie is a dick, I have no qualms kicking his chair.

Dude that just threw 90 at the speed pitch is gonna come in from the bullpen later.

They want the record.

Chris Getz will have the worst win percentage of any GM in the history baseball and we'll keep hearing about how it's definitely not his fault.

A reminder that their reward for this is picking 10th. They aren't even in purgatory. They're in hell.

I can't believe they had sabermetrics in 1930.

I think he pitched like 5 good innings before the deadline and Getz is supposedly a wunderkind.

Moncada is going to play 162 games next year and win MVP. They'll ask how and he'll just be like "[insert team]'s training staff identified a weird thing in how I run and fixed it."