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Carl would be a better GM. He'd weed out the weak.

"The previous homeowner ruined the foundation." "This doesn't explain why you placed dynamite in the basement."

"I don't like our team" Proceeds to build a roster on track to be the worst team of all time.

It's true, he has gotten 13 hits in 84 chances this year for a robust .184 average.

I mean, if they trade Crochet 1) Gonna need Salas back 2) Might as well trade Robert, because nothing is happening for years. 3) There was no point whatsoever to hire Chris Getz, but we knew that.

If this turns into an injury of any significance and the Sox can't get anything for Pham, I can't wait to hear everyone that was stanning Mr. Big Dog justify this stupid play.

Schriffen on Pham: He won't take that Tommy Pham: Takes that

I mean, he's also good for some fun defensive plays here and there. When I saw him in person, he played with absolute reckless abandon that is a joy to watch. I'm sure it will infuriate us.

Yeah, there's three outcomes 1) Sox knew but couldn't tell, DFA'd and got money. Shitty, but ultimately they're hands were tied and with hindsight this was the best move. 2) Sox knew, didn't tell anyone. This would be very, very bad. 3) Sox didn't know. Getz's 40 man roster management remains questionable and he's got dumb luck on this one.

As the conductor of the Duke Ellis Bandwagon, I am both excited and prepared to be let down. This also made me look up Jacob Burke's numbers and oof.

If they did all that, then yeah, this is kosher by Getz and I'll admit that — with 20/20 hindsight — he did the right thing. But you know, that means we also get to applaud Rick Hahn for trading a roider. Good job Rick. (I'm kidding about Rick)

I mean, that would be the Sox semi-participating in a cover up, so I sure hope not. Edit: Or they had they to be extra tight lipped and the Phillies decided to chance it, but the Sox accepting cash for him knowing he'd be suspended for gambling looks real bad on the surface.

I had very, very low expectations for his batting average.

DeJong is one of the few things that has exceeded my expectations this year.

I mean, there's a reason every single gambling ad is legally required to include a "if you or someone you know has a gambling problem." For some people, it's an addiction.

This scandal is brought to you by FanDuel. The league is stupid if they didn't think this would happen.

This has come up in multiple threads, so I'm gonna make a guide 1. Get your link, example: https://x.com/JRFegan/status/1797644454746304644 2. Remove the x.com URL and replace with twitter.com, resulting in: https://twitter.com/JRFegan/status/1797644454746304644 3. Copy the new URL, paste it and hit enter. You'll know you did it correctly because the post will say "posting as rich text," resulting in this. 4. If it's still not working, check these: a. You may have only edited the URL text, but the hyperlink might still be x.com - make sure the URL itself is twitter.com. b. You did not hit enter. 5. Alternative method: a. Tap the three dots in the top right corner of the tweet b. Select embed post c. Select the display option you want (video or post) d. Copy the embed code. e. On SoxTalk, click the "Source" logo in the posting draft. It is in the top right corner next to the bold symbol. f. Post the embed code. It might look funky in the draft, but should load when you post.

Choice Tommy Pham quotes. On slapping Joc Dude has always been a clown. He's just a clown that's been on an incredible hot streak with one of (if not the) worst teams in MLB history.

I truly hope everyone that's applauding this like a seal getting a fish at SeaWorld bombastically endorsed TA vs. Ramirez

Like, this is the funniest clip of the year. Calls out third base coach (good, hilarious), then talks about doing martial arts during the offseason so he can whoop opposing teams asses (bad, hysterical)

I mean, he's been stabbed in a strip club and slapped Joc Pederson (on an opposing team) over fantasy football. Tommy Pham is a candle that burns twice as bright, half as long.

Hey! Seby Zavala went from an offense-first catcher to a defense-only catcher! That's something.

We should have fucking listened to Bill, man. We should have kept Ricky.

On one hand, I could make a point about WSI vs. here, about how there are differing opinions in sports, about how you could hold your own. On the other hand:

Jason very clearly loves/loved the Sox — it was after all, his actual dream job — he was just a pro on the mic. There were little slips during that opening series where it felt like he was calling for the Sox. He needs a Stacey King-type as his color guy to be the bombastic homer. Sox fans are used to getting color from the play by play guy.