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http://www.hamishmachamish.50megs.com/about.html Have some more to add. Theres a couple that are really cruel but I dont want to push the limits here. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: Why is Michael so tough? A: He can lick any kid on the block. This ones a little old....... Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

In my criminal justice class today our professor brought up an interesting topic on the lethal injection (Which would more then likely be used to execute Mohammed). He said that many scientists believe that there is atleast one chemical used in the process that make death extremely painful. As it goes the bodies nervous system is paralyzed but the brain is still active, thus still feels pain. Thats why those who watch a lethal injection never see the criminal move Of course the certain chemical causing pain is speculation...because its not as if anyone is willing to be a guinea pig. Painful or not in the end this guy deserves to die. Lets hope the judge doesnt overturn the sentence and give him life in prison.

A Festivus for the rest of us!!!!!!! Wait a minute.........that might actually work on soxtalk. Besides the idea of the pole, we should have a day devoted to expressing all our anger towards other soxtalk members or the whitesox in general. Basically anything goes without the risk of being banned.....it would be a smash hit. 24 hours of nonstop insults; everyone could vent and I'm sure a few would cry....but it would just be funny. But I know the more "correct and senior" members of this board would disagree. At the risk of some civil war II it could be disastrous, but thats why im still a member while Beastly is moving up By the way, did they actually say Dec. 23 on that Seinfeld episode. EDIT: Incase anybody quotes me before I edit this post Im putting the first line in green so the "sensitive" people on this board dont take this too serious. Though I would approve a day like this.....

That must of been a surprise. "Heres a good site......$9.99 a month for unlimited Facials....sounds awesome.....HEY MOM, I found a site for you."

beastlys a mod all right. Just look at the calendar....he has already totally revamped it. Birthday dates used to be the only dates filled in before Beastly took control. He removed all of those and added in a whole bunch of crap. INcluding my favorite day, December 26. Just look at it before he changes it.

Your right, I remember the :fyou around the first line. Just mixed up the two.

Whoopty s***, all you did was thank CW was sticking up for us and basically told me to "go to hell" for hating WSI. Noticed the post right after you made it but didnt really care enough to get mad.

You mean to say Beastly is in control of what is posted on the calendar.........................do you think he can handle the pressure.

Where do you and beastly get the idea I think the fanny thread is spam? Go back on this thread and tell me where I said that.

The past extends farther back then the fanny thread..... Do I need to remind you of this masterpiece: http://www.soxtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=10731&hl=

Hey Forkit........are you banned from WSI? Saw your vent against PaleHoseGeorge

Lee was really the most pissed off. She really exploded on you in the fanny thread. ........Now apologize for all the spamming youve done in the past.

Thats a good point.......someone should re-suspend begood for four days because the site was down and none of us were able to post anyways.

I dont think we have any insiders beastly. Besides the occasional visits from minor leaguers theres no one from inside the sox organization that frequently post here. But of course if they did then that person would never admit it anyway. The difference is we dont claim to have inside information.........start rumors with "A big trade is coming up soon in the next few days" and then not list any sources. A thread like that probably would of died here but at WSI it went on for a while. I guess theres no set standards that you cant post uncorrobarated rumors but why would you if its not reliable. Reminds me of the threads where someone would say....."My mechanic told me that the Sox are going to get Tejada."

If I would of known these chairs were in such high demand I would of made a trip to the cell and "bought" the UD seats they had stacked in a dumpster in the parking lot.

Didnt he also screw up a play at third base against the flubs where he thought it was a force out and didnt tag the runner at third....which ofcourse led to a gametying run.

WSI is notorious for false rumors. Go back to the thread where some guy said there was going to be a "blockbuster trade to make our team better in the next few days". that was about a week ago...... But if this deal falls through I'll eat the proverbial crow. As you guys have pointed out it does fill some holes (mainly 1B/CF, left handed power) and leave us with some extra money; so it does make sense.

WSI's main discussion area for the sox is good.........its on par with Pale Hose here on soxtalk. Whenever I'm at school I notice most of the important newspaper articles posted on both sites. What we kick their asses in is the off topic section. Even though we might get in fights more often it seems to be more of a community here. On the topic of fighting......it appeared that one of our posters (Forkit) got booted off of WSI for disagreeing with someone name Pale Hose George; probably the same guy who wrote the bad review for us on that one site. Besides that incident, I was surprised to see a topic titled "soxtalk.com" and not one person ripped our site.

About time!!! Only discussions at Sox and roll were people whining about this site.

Either Arnold was at the game or watching it on TV. Only two possible choices.

If you put the correct number of "_" marks in I would guess Detroit Tigers.

You must not be familiar with the movie Predator. There entire movie was filmed in a jungle. I would have to guess Raw Deal. I know for sure it was filmed in Chicago so that would be my best bet.

Have to agree with Showtime.... that would never happen. It probably wouldnt of even worked back in the early days when the most extreme move was Undertaker walking the top rope.

The picture was deleted before I had a chance to see it. What exactly did he do with an arrow/Heathers picture that was so offensive?

Damaso has the s*** to be a closer but I just believe he should stay as setup. To me, and many can argue either way, a certain mentality goes into closing games. Give it to the guy who has proven success (Koch) Although Im not throwing out the idea I agree with what the article says: that is to have Koch close and keep Marte as a reserve incase Botch shows up.