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f*** it, 3 headed monster at 1B. Don’t ask me how it would work though ?.

So is the FO that does nothing to augment the core or add depth. The “everyone just stay healthy” plan is going swimmingly just as everyone predicted ?.

Hanser inherited Leury’s voodoo doll I see…

I think I’ll wait for official word there Bob. Or at least for someone credible to tweet that out…

Has to be for TA or Yoan. Sucks that it’s not a Hanser or Elvis replacement. I’m pretty much over both already.

Always way too serious for the absurdity of the takes.

Yikes ump

Wow. Not a strike.

Insurance runs please

Absolutely! The contract itself and for a player like Benny, totally fine. The contract being the White Sox biggest ever, not so much.

Also, please stop trampling our defenders!

Romy! Hell of an effort!

Fans need to separate Benintendi's contract from the fact that it's the Sox largest ever. $15M for a player like him is totally fine, but because he's the big dollar off-season acquisition, unnecessary expectation gets placed upon him.

Yeah its far worse than expected.

I didn't expect AV to be so bad. But Sheets is no better and is showing why today.

For anyone pining for Gavin Sheets at 1B, I present that entire last play...

Seby did nothing wrong. His reaction in the heat of the moment is perfectly understandable after nearly being run over by a large human. Santana over reacting was the dumb part. That play is all on Cruz. Anyone blaming Seby can pound sand.

Welcome back Cash! We missed you!

I believe it was on this day in 2022 they were 6-2 entering play and lost the next 8 straight.

About to say, Sunday punt-the-game lineups go back to the Ozzie era. Did they ever go away, that’s the question.

Meh. Ozzie taking shots at the Astros now sure seems like trying to stay relevant to me. To each their own though.