Dear JR,
Kindly and politely, Go f*** Yourself.
Spare us the empty drivel. You alone sir are the reason a franchise icon donned another uniform today. This icon gave so much of his playing career to your sorry organization, and left because he wanted a chance to win. Something you and your ways have made impossible to do under your watch. Your hollow words are just another in a long line of hearty “f*** you’s” to your die hard, loyal, long suffering fans. Please do us all a favor and cash out, sell controlling interest in our beloved White Sox, and ride off into the sunset of baseball obscurity. Give us the gift of hope that we might someday finally reach the promised land again without your greedy tendrils impeding the pursuit of excellence.
Please sir, go away, leave us be, and let us never hear you utter a single word about the Chicago White Sox again.
Sincerely,
An embittered White Sox fan