I dislocated my knee yesterday, and all I can do sit around the house and watch TV. It sounds like a relaxing thing, but I never realized how bored you can get doing nothing. I really hope I heal fast or else I'm gonna go bonkers.
I have one of my favorite movies of all time on in the background "The Big Lebowski" on Comedy Central.
And it was just at the part, for those who've see it, when John Goodman is smashing the car and saying the famous lines "This is what you get when you f*** a stranger in the ass!"
But with it being on TV it had to be censored and the line that were aired were:
"This is what you get when you find a stranger in the alps!"
"This is what you get when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!"
In my fantasy world this would be the line-up:
Johnny Damon
Darrin Erstad
Nomar Garciappara
Frank Thomas
Carlos Lee
Randall Simon
Joe Crede
Miguel Olivo
Willie Harris
But that's just me.
Sorry if this has been posted.
From Rotoworld:
Obviously this isn't a rumor that a deal like that would happen, but according to the "Otis Report" the Sox would like Nixon, but would take Damon if they could get rid of Konerko. The question is, can Damon play right field? Or better yet has he played right field in his career?
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cha
Hmmmm. Maggs isn't listed as one of the people showing up. Jose is however.
Just adding fuel to the fire
I agree. I think she's smokin hot. She's good looking and funny, my perfect woman.
The only cast members worth a damn on this cast is:
Tina Fey
Will Forte (He really needs more Screen Time. Tim Calhoun for President!!)
Maya Rudolph
Seth Myers, sometimes
Amy Poehler
That's really all I like. Everybody else is mediocre at best
Man, I thought that that was one of the worst episodes this season. Jennifer Aniston looked good as always. I'm getting kind of sick of Jimmy and Horatio always cracking up in their scenes and improvsing lines at the same time. It's just not funny. The only kind of funny sketch was the phone sex one, but it was too short.
Anybody else have this feeling that the big spenders this off-season still won't make the playoffs? I think the O's will finish 4th, 3rd at best, and that the Angels will finish 2nd or 3rd. If I we're to guess which of the 3 big spenders would make the playoffs it would be the BoSox.
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I don't know why, but I thought of this. I think it's a funny shirt.
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I said no, mainly because I don't like to be forced to do something I don't want to do. It takes away my freedom of choice. Also I don't want to put my ass on the line, because I'm a f*** up and would probably die, and since I don't believe there is anything after this life, I want to live my life to the fullest now.
Man I have a feeling this thread/poll is gonna turn into a 10 pager pretty soon....
Here's a question:
What would make you angrier, The Sox don't make any moves and don't say that they aren't, or the Sox don't make any moves, but constantly remind you that they won't make any moves every couples days or so?