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The one that's on my mind right now is when Brian's coked up Meg: Brain you look like you've lost weight, you've got to tell me you're secret. Brian: Here's a clue, put down the fork. FACE! The "FACE!" thing cracks me up to know end, I don't know why.

How about every damn moment of every episode. It's impossible to pick one, it changes so often.

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Okay I'm nuts this will NEVER happen, but whatever, I'm bored. So based on the fact that there might be an A-Rod for Manny trade, the Red Sox trade Nomar, and Damon for Maggs, Koch, Borchard, another prospect. Also the PK for Perez deal has to happen, and the Sox sign Colon. Line-Up: Johnny Damon CF Carlos Lee LF Frank Thomas 1B/DH Nomar Garciappara SS Ross Gload DH/1B Joe Crede 3B Jeremy Reed RF Miguel Olivo C Willie Harris 2B Bench: Juan Uribe Jose Valentin Aaron Rowand Sandy Alomar Jr. Rotation: Mark Buehrle Bartolo Colon Esteban Loaiza Odalis Perez Jon Garland Bullpen: Damaso Marte Closer Scott Sullivan Set-Up Kelly Wunsch Situational Danny Wright Long Relief Right Arnie Munoz Long Relief Left Roberto Hernandez/ Jason Grimsley/????? I know, I know, It'll Never Happen

Meh I like Funny/Good way more then Funny/Bad

Oooookay you're insane...

I never buy the it's so bad it's good thing. I'm not gonna waste my money to see a Honey, Glitter or Gigli. Even if the movie is on TV I probably won't watch it.

What you actually think the movie is gonna be good?

That movie looks sooooooooooooooo bad. It's gonna make it's way up the imdb bottom 100 list pretty quick.

I would love to get a Mota to go along with Perez maybe if we can add a prospect to the deal. Mota would help the bullpen a lot. Mota Shuey I wouldn't mind either. Maybe also swing a deal to get Weathers from New York.

I'll use it a second time It's not about how many albums they made in the past, which were good, it's a list of albums that should have never been been because they suck. St. Copy and Paste is a complete pile of s***. As far as the Americal Idol thing goes at least they can make an album that doesn't sound like it was recorded through a "My First Radio" or some other childs recording machine.

If Maggs goes to NY I would expect at the very least Jose Reyes, and maybe Scott Kazmir but they may be too much.

Mia

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/...t=.jsp&c_id=min Says it was "Minor" Surgery, but I remember Danny Wright had this same "Minor" surgery last season and it didn't boad well for him.

I know that Santana had elbow surgery in the beginning of the off-season, haven't heard anything about how he's recovering.

There is still no gaurentee that Stewart and Guardado will sign, and even so there is also no gaurentee that Stewart will perform as well as he did with his short stint with the twins, and that Guardado will perform either. His 2003 season wasn't as good as his 2002 season. He could regress again in '04.

You have seen the light I've been preaching Dane Cooks greatness for a couple of years now and he's gonna be HUGE very soon. I guarentee it. The next step for you is to see him live, which should be pretty easy, he performs in Boston all the time.

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode "The Serenity Now" when Jerry's girlfriends says he never really gets mad. Jason getting angry is weird, you seemed like such a mild-mannered guy st the Dodger games

Hmmm a 10 game road trip followed by a 10 game home stand seem to be the only huge chucks of the schedule at home/road. And once again there is a Cubs/Twins/Cubs sandwich in late June early July.

It's that time again, lets see what everybody's top 5 albums this year are. I don't have anymore albums that are on my wishlist this year so this is it. The Final Five are: 5. Thrice "The Artist In The Ambulance" 8.5/10 I'd known about Thrice for awhile, but never really gave them the chance, I decided to check this album out and damned if I didn't enjoy the hell out of it. These guys are great musicians, and they know how to structure a song. Bravo to them. Stand Out Tracks: "Under A Killing Moon" "Stare At The Sun" "Paper Tigers" "The Artist In The Ambulance" " Don't Tell And We Won't Ask" 4. Poison the Well "You Come Before You" 8.9/10 Man, these guys are one of my favorites right now, every album sounds different from the last and I enjoy each one as much as the last. This is their most musically diverse effort to date. The combonation screams and singing are very crisp and cut through the music perfectly. I also got my first chance to see them live, and they did not dissapoint, they had so much energy on stage, it was fantastic. Stand Out Tracks: "Ghostchant" "For A Bandaged Iris" "Meeting Gain For The First Time" "The Realist" "Apathy is a Cold Body" "Crystal Lake" 3. Blood Has Been Shed "Spirals" 9/10 HEAVY. That's all I have to say about that! The mixture of crushing breakdowns and intense vocals this albums delivers on all fronts. Howard Jones, who now also sings for another of my favs Killswitch Engage, leads the onslaught of heaviness on this album. His voice is so dominant without taking anything away from the other guys (If that makes any sense at all) Definately something to put on when your angry. Stand Out Tracks: "Greetings From The Gallows" "She Speaks To Me" "Uatu" "The House of Fist" (Great Song Title ) "Beginner's Luck" "Technicolor Jackets" "Six Twelve" 2. Avenged Sevenfold "Waking the Fallen" 10/10 Man it was so hard to choose between number two and one, but I made my choice. This album rocks, that it's, it rocks and doesn't stop. The mixture of Iron Maiden style old school Metal with Hardcore, Current Metal, and a little punk is a f***ing potent little mix. My favorite thing about this group is the background vocals. All the "Whoa's" etc. are great. These guys actually won me over with their live show. I bought this album, listened to it a little bit, stopped listening, then saw them live and I was hooked. The CD has been in my CD Player for a while now and it doesn't want to leave. Stand Out Tracks: All 12. 1. Lamb of God "As The Palaces Burn" 10/10 The only reason this is number one is that it came out in May, and I've loved it since it's first spin. Lamb of God is the best pure Metal act in America s far as I'm concerned. Uber producer/Mad Scientist Devin Townsend brings out the best in the Richmond, Va natives. The Vocals are great, the riffs are intense. There is not one damn thing I don't like on this album, and seeing them live a few weeks ago only confirmed my love for this band and album. Avenged Sevenfold and Lamb of God will be duking it out in my CD Player for a long time, or at least until the frontrunner for "Album of the Year" 2004 comes out. Stand Out Tracks: All 10 of them. Whew! That's it. Be Sure to be as specific and detailed or more so than I if you please.

EDIT: D'oh! Ignore this I f***ed up, All 5 albums are in a different thread.

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Some of you guys need to calm down, when this is the only move the Sox have made come Spring Training then you can hit the panic button. Still plenty of off-season left, the winter meetings haven't even happened yet.

I think once he arrives, you can add Jeremy Reed to that list as well.

either way, it's a low-risk move, Miles is a career minor leaguer anyway.