Lukakke Appling

Come on quick inning let’s gets the bats back up. Tim leading off.

This interview is painfully glorious

Robert is back!

Unbelievable

Ughhhhhh

This is the best interview ESPN has done in years.

I guess in a tight spot against a lefty in the late innings we’ll have Rodon? What could go wrong, right?

He’s hurt. Fantastic.

Yas gonna blast one here. Had a nice swing last AB despite the pop up.

Gotta send madrigal here and do it early. Don’t make Tim stand there and take strikes.

ROBERT!!!!

We need a nickname. First thing that came to mind is dreamweaver just because of his last name, but I’m sure you guys can do better than that.

This kid has watermelon nuts!

Lamb looks good every swing.

Zones are way tighter east-west than they used to be.

Usually they’re posted the next day. Just wanted to post an example so people had an idea of what it is.

@UmpScorecards is a good follow on the twitters. Curious to see what they say about today’s game. Here’s yesterday’s game, for example

Hold on 10

Almost feels like Ricky is so determined to have his “genius” moment he keeps doing stupid things. I’m sure he’s good in the clubhouse, but he needs to just play the percentages because his “gut” is terrible.

Mendoza using words like “sick” and “dirty” over and over again trying to be hip....then drops a “Grease” reference.

Twins lost. Called strike 3 to end the game. What a shame.

Should be 4-1. I hope we can at least get that one run out of this.

Goddammit

Such a fucking goof