Ozzie for Manager

Joe has another kid on the way. Time for Joe to become a full time stay at home dad

I hate joe kelly. Only a matter of time before they score

Just in: Luis Robert injured taking a leak

Somewhere rock Renteria is laughing

How does nobody get fired?

Katz should just quit with as bad as his staff is

Who would have predicted this collapse. Fat Lance and his cheeseburger diet ran out of gas. Bummer plus gas on the ?

This bullpen absolutely sucks

Take him out Tony

Diekman with a walk. I am shocked.

Lynn took the offseason training program seriously i see. What a fatass

You would think some of our own coaches would study film and look for tipping. Once you see it you can tell when he is throwing a curve

Oh god it's Joe Kelly.

Anything is better than Diekman and Joe Kelly

How could a guy who practiced every day the same muscle movements be so awful. His pitches to some batters missed by 18 inches off the plate. There has got to be a single A player who would get better results.

But it does demonstrate his versatility to be below average at so many positions.

I like it. He will be good in the clubhouse also. He will be better than Harrison was

Surprised the sox didnt bring in a guy from AAA to save some cash.

My offseason plan was for the Sox to sign 1 marginal SP and a borderline minor leaguer while letting Abreu walk . I wanted to watch every other decent team shell out expensive contracts on actual good players that will allow them to compete for championships. I was hoping Hahn and JR would make the team worse (as if that was possible) in order to alienate fans like my wife and myself who travel from NC every other year for a couple games. Congrats Sox for carrying out my offseason plan perfectly. I no longer have to waste money to come to Chicago and I can stop watching games sooner rather than later in the year because we will be out of contention much earlier. Go Sox!!!

Diekman 3 Ks in a row. I feel it.

Please no Joe Kelly

Who do you pitch now?

What a player

I have no faith in Yoan, now prove me wrong

Sheets has had some big hits this year. Not his best there but got on base.