Yuck.

Gio needs his personal catcher back. 

This is not looking good.

All he threw there was fastballs down the middle.

Can we fucking drug test the whole Minnesota squad Already?!

Just now, Leonard Zelig said:

Did fans send in pictures of themselves for those cutouts?

Yes. They had a list of guidelines/rules that had to be followed. Obv CWS had the right to deny certain photos.

This Gio is missing all his spots.

Wow

Come on man...

Yeah this sucks a fat you know what.

Kepler have a game 

Well shit.

lol That's what the Twins do, you score, they score the next at bat. So annoying. 

2 minutes ago, Leonard Zelig said:

Did fans send in pictures of themselves for those cutouts?

Yes. 

Kepler on pace for 540 home runs this season. 

The season is like 43 minutes old and I already violently hate the Twins, again.

I was told a lot about the twins power regression this offseason so anytime now

Stop throwing Kepler inside fastballs.

Well if anything this is showing them that this shit isn't coming easy, and they aren't changing any game if they don't learn how to win.

Maybe James McCann should start when Giolito pitches. 

Waited forever.. for this. Sheesh 

2 minutes ago, DoUEvenShift said:

Yes. They had a list of guidelines/rules that had to be followed. Obv CWS had the right to deny certain photos.

Thanks, that’s cool.

1 minute ago, chw42 said:

Stop throwing Kepler inside fastballs.

Both pitches were supposed to be outside... Lucas missed his spots badly on each home run.

Eloy single...Robert double...Delmonico dong...

When I saw the starting lineup, I told my wife "I hate Max Kepler" 

3 minutes later I said "I told you I hate Max Kepler"