I wish the Twins would go back to the stupid duck snort bits they used to get. Put Torii Hunter our there again. AJ Pierzynski would gladly take Jamie Burke’s spot and beat his ass instead of getting bowled over.

Just now, Chicago White Sox said:

Eloy single...Robert double...Delmonico dong...

Or three straight dongs.

Just now, wegner said:

When I saw the starting lineup, I told my wife "I hate Max Kepler" 

3 minutes later I said "I told you I hate Max Kepler"

He's the new Jason Kubel to me. Any time I said something bad about that dude he'd rip a double or a homer.

Tokyo 2020....in one year.....but that will be 2021 ?

2 minutes ago, Leonard Zelig said:

Thanks, that’s cool.

Yea it was $50/cutout. I thought about it but it's only for this first homestand. Proceeds to charity. Some dude bought 100 cutouts so he has his own mini-section LOL!

1 minute ago, Quin said:

Or three straight dongs.

Or that, sure!

Just now, wegner said:

Tokyo 2020....in one year.....but that will be 2021 ?

Must be counting on a vaccine

I think when Bennetti gets uncomfortable, that’s when he reverts to poor humor.

One start in and I’m ready to give McCann all of Gioloto’s starts again...

The Sox are having some good at bats.

Really nice at bat by Eloy.

1 minute ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Or that, sure!

Plan A it is.

Eloy!

Berrios isn’t untouchable.  Let’s go!

Robert's a pro.

I, personally, like Luis Robert.

Delmonico time!!!!!!

Robert Single in his first official AB!! 

Robert just hit about a 500 mph single

1 minute ago, SouthWallace said:

One start in and I’m ready to give McCann all of Gioloto’s starts again...

Is McCann going to make him not miss spots by a foot?

Even when we're down by 4 I'm having fun watching the young guys hit.

The legend begins...

Can I marry Luis Robert? 

I wanna see Robert hitting 3rd in two weeks.

Luis gets the off speed pitch for his first hit.  Awesome.