Terrible 

That was pathetic...weak swing after weak swing

I want that last parrot swing statued. Vintage Encarnacion 

53 minutes ago, soxfan49 said:

I don't think I've ever seen a player foul off as many hittable fastballs as Grandal

I don't think I've ever seen a player check swing at so many strikes as Encarnacion

Well, at least we didn't have to watch him for 120 games this year

Does Vaughn accrue service time if called up for the playoffs?  I would think no, but seems like such a bizarre scenario and obviously won’t happen.

Nomar!!

It’s situations like that where the only guys I want hitting are Abreu or Madrigal.

At least Mazara occasionally hits singles!!!!

Nomar!  4-1!

Mazara!

Nomar actually did something!!!!

I love Nomar!

F’ing EE have a defensive swing and drive a man in without swinging for the fences!!!

 

***watches Nomar drive in two men***

Nomar!  Shockingly I’m more confident in him than most in the lineup 

Just now, Chicago White Sox said:

Does Vaughn accrue service time if called up for the playoffs?  I would think no, but seems like such a bizarre scenario and obviously won’t happen.

Don't believe he's eligible for the playoff roster

Can’t wait too see EE 12 million option declined

Just now, fathom said:

That was pathetic...weak swing after weak swing

Looking almost as old and slow as everyone said Abreu was at the beginning of the season

Go away Mazara.Eloy hurt himself sliding into home.

I spoke too soon. Nice job Nomar!!!

Just now, fathom said:

Nomar!  Shockingly I’m more confident in him than most in the lineup 

he's a taller Madrigal

1 minute ago, JUSTgottaBELIEVE said:

It’s situations like that where the only guys I want hitting are Abreu or Madrigal.

Hmm

I'm so glad we've finally gotten to Plesac. He's such a smug fucker. 

Just now, Heads22 said:

Don't believe he's eligible for the playoff roster

I believe it was reported this week that Vaughn is in fact eligible.

❌No❌more Mazara