Just now, Jason Benetti said:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO

adam isn't seeing him well, lol

1 minute ago, Jason Benetti said:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO

Welp, this seemed inevitable lol

3 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

lol 2nd time through this guy has no chance, i mean he had no chance the 1st time through but just yikes.  you can't pitch in MLB at 87-88.

Dallas Keuchel, Ryan Yarbrough and Liam Hendriks say hi

 

edit: of course i meant kyle hendricks ?

Edited April 25, 20214 yr by GermanSoxFan

1 minute ago, Jason Benetti said:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO

Ok

This guy reminds a bit of Shingo after the league learned to deal with his frisbee pitch.

Just now, RagahRagah said:

Pretty sure it is an old copypasta.

1 minute ago, Jason Benetti said:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little b****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YOU'VE BROUGHT ME HOME KIDDO

Thats just like, your opinion man

Just now, GermanSoxFan said:

Dallas Keuchel, Ryan Yarbrough and Liam Hendriks say hi

there are exceptions to every rule. there is a reason those guys are so rare.  only maybe 2-4% of MLB pitchers can make it work at that velocity.

Edited April 25, 20214 yr by chitownsportsfan

3 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

dude if Nick is a good player this team is just fucking stacked. like just stacked.

It's so nice having 8-9 guys that you're excited about at the plate. For so long I would only care about Abreu AB's and then eventually TA and Yoyo.

At least he’s fouling those off

Oh yeah, this guy on the mound is done.

Love the sound of organ music … [clap your hands]

Good AB Eaton

Eaton is just good, man.

Beautiful! Don’t stop now boys!! Eaton looked outta gas at the end there lol

They are just crushing Arihara.  Crazy that he had a few nice starts before this.

I like Eaton.

this guy is throwing absolutely batting practice.  I'm fairly sure I could go 1-4 up there against him.

Great AB Adam …. well done

2 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

adam isn't seeing him well, lol

please keep doing this

Eaton is so perfect for this lineup

I like triples!  

Maybe every Texas OF'er playing in all series will help them with one shallow popup sometime before this series ends.

Adam isn‘t as fast as he used to be, but he will always be a tough out