Prettttty, prettyyyy, pretttttttty good.

Really thought that was gonna be an adventure

MVP MVP MVP

1 minute ago, Tony said:

If I was a fan of another team, Jose Abreu would be so fucking annoying lol

That big gummy smile would give me nightmares

Why pull Dallas with a lefty coming up?

2 minutes ago, Buehrle>Wood said:

Abreu gold glove campaign when

This game is on MLB Network too, nice showcase for him.

That was a perfect example of grandal unable to get in position to block a pitch due to catching on one knee, putting two runners in scoring position

2 minutes ago, T R U said:

You must be reeeeeal fun at parties

Your mother seems to think so.

 

(Sorry that was kinda low but I had to)

1 minute ago, chw42 said:

Why pull Dallas with a lefty coming up?

I think it was time. I think Dallas lost some focus having to sit for long innings. Although that's a good problem 

Man, Marshall is not the same pitcher from last year

A Twins fan at my work had a retirement party today.  I like this crushing the Twins party better.  
 

in fairness, he’s a good guy but a Twins and Vikings fan...

2 minutes ago, chw42 said:

Why pull Dallas with a lefty coming up?

TLR must be putting a ton of weight onto Keuchel's struggles vs lefties this year.

But I also would have let him face Kepler.

Throw strikes 

That was really odd to pull Keuchel for a lefty

I would have liked to squeeze a few more batters out of Dallas, but I get it.

Throw strikes!

Marshall is still bad, check.

Throw strikes ffs

Strikes please. 

Dear lord, at least he has his degree to fall back on

Marshall is freakin awful.

This dude sucks 

The fuck is he doing!!!! Its a 8 run game.

Marshall is trying to give our high leverage guys some work.

Just now, fathom said:

Dear lord, at least he has his degree to fall back on

go stand outside for a while