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White Sox adding bidets to clubhouse

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Disgusting

Lol. Some of yall telling on yourself.

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10 hours ago, DirtySox said:

Lol. Some of yall telling on yourself.

We've known some of these guys were big fans of La Russa s%*# for years

Every old man who resisted his wife's wanting one is now is now glad they installed it, myself included.

This may come in handy when yet another season goes down the crapper.

17 minutes ago, 77 Hitmen said:

This may come in handy when yet another season goes down the crapper.

This is the comment I have been waiting for... not the oddly insecure ones.

2 hours ago, southsider2k5 said:

This is the comment I have been waiting for... not the oddly insecure ones.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.  

On 2/3/2026 at 11:20 AM, Ducksnort said:

I just can't with the thought of a stream of water shooting up my asshole. Just sounds extremely unpleasant.

🤣 It's not like a hot tub jet or a firehose. 

9 minutes ago, CaliSoxFanViaSWside said:

🤣 It's not like a hot tub jet or a firehose. 

Reminds me too much of the horrors of public toilets — the dreaded backsplash.  At least with a bidet, it is clean water.

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10 minutes ago, Kyyle23 said:

Here’s to clean butts!

Huzzah!

25 minutes ago, Kyyle23 said:

Here’s to clean butts!

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3 hours ago, Kyyle23 said:

Here’s to clean butts!

If you actually have a good diet, get enough fiber and dont eat mounds of sugar and grease there is no need for a bidet.

Can they sell naming rights for the bidet?

46 minutes ago, Green Line said:

If you actually have a good diet, get enough fiber and dont eat mounds of sugar and grease there is no need for a bidet.

Dang we can’t even have clean butt talk around here 

Maybe we can get a bidet patch on the uniform next?

2 hours ago, Green Line said:

If you actually have a good diet, get enough fiber and dont eat mounds of sugar and grease there is no need for a bidet.

Disgusting

4 hours ago, Green Line said:

If you actually have a good diet, get enough fiber and dont eat mounds of sugar and grease there is no need for a bidet.

At least we all know that @Green Line has healthy dumps now.

6 hours ago, Green Line said:

If you actually have a good diet, get enough fiber and dont eat mounds of sugar and grease there is no need for a bidet.

 

Chuck Norris drops a clean-breaker every time, all the time.

37 minutes ago, Bossanoveralls said:

 

Chuck Norris drops a clean-breaker every time, all the time.

Doesn’t even need a single square.  Pristine.

This sounds like something George Costanza would want to be installed in his office and the clubhouse. " If they feel cleaner there, they will feel better and they will play better"

The last thing I wanted to think about ballplayers doing, was cleaning their bungholes. ‘Preciate this.

On 2/3/2026 at 10:27 AM, wegner said:

Tragic really.....and did you know The root word of tragic is the Ancient Greek tragos, meaning "goat" or "billy-goat". It originates from tragoidia, translating to "goat song" (a combination of tragos and oide, "song"), likely referring to the goat-skin garments worn by performers in Dionysian festivals or the goats given as prizes in early Greek dramatic competitions.

Etymology. I love it. Wipes clog your plumbing and wet TP is disgusting. Bidets rule. 

Now that I’m here. It’s time to unburden my soul. It always bothered me. For your sakes… I pretty much know most of you don’t put paper down on the seat. Bidet only does half the job of a clean rear end I assume. So you proud bidet people only cleaning your innards, and soiling your outermost bits are suffering from a great delusion.

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