8 minutes ago, Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her said:

Thanks! Now I can bookmark and share in every game thread he hits a HR for all the Schriff fans! (There are many)

Edited 12 hours ago12 hr by DoUEvenShift

2 minutes ago, DoUEvenShift said:

Thanks! Now I can bookmark and share in every game thread he hits a HR for all the Schriff fans! (There are many)

There are dozens of us!

31 minutes ago, Falstaff said:

Mize would look good on the South Side next year.

I was told there are no free agent starting pitcher options.

There’s a couple of Japanese starting pitchers we should be asking Mune and Shingto to help us recruit.

16 minutes ago, Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her said:

Fun fact: "Mune" in Japanese means "chest," and it can be used in a polite-ish context to mean "breasts."

So Schriff is basically screaming out "show me your breasts."

or rather, "show me the breasts" (in a general sense)

17 minutes ago, Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her said:

I want this fuckers job.

( PS - Sox win tomorrow and they’ll be at a season high 8 games over .500 )

2 minutes ago, JoeC said:

Fun fact: "Mune" in Japanese means "chest," and it can be used in a polite-ish context to mean "breasts."

So Schriff is basically screaming out "show me your breasts."

This makes it much better. 🤣

9 minutes ago, JoeC said:

Fun fact: "Mune" in Japanese means "chest," and it can be used in a polite-ish context to mean "breasts."

So Schriff is basically screaming out "show me your breasts."

What an animal, love it!

58 minutes ago, MexSoxFan#1 said:

Not winning the division at this point would be a let down, I don't want to think about a wild card berth, it's AL Central or bust for me.

SWEEP THE CENTRAL!!!!!

47 minutes ago, Autumn Dreamin said:

Guards loss goes final, 5-0.

DeLauter left the game early with a hammy, something maybe worth keeping an eye on

JRam was great on D and solid at the plate. Still only 1 XBH since the hamate injury, .239 slg and <.600 OPS since coming off the IL.

Guards have lost 5 straight series, 6-14 in their last 20

Beni's hamate injury hampered his power for about a year and a half. It's definitely not a easy injury to get over.

15 minutes ago, JoeC said:

Fun fact: "Mune" in Japanese means "chest," and it can be used in a polite-ish context to mean "breasts."

So Schriff is basically screaming out "show me your breasts."

Is this what you yell to Japanese tourists at Mardi Gras?

21 minutes ago, Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her said:

There are dozens of us!

I think @WhiteSox2023 is his #1 fan!

4 minutes ago, DoUEvenShift said:

I think @WhiteSox2023 is his #1 fan!

🤢 🤮

20 minutes ago, JoeC said:

Fun fact: "Mune" in Japanese means "chest," and it can be used in a polite-ish context to mean "breasts."

So Schriff is basically screaming out "show me your breasts."

He is now my favorite announcer

I would have loved to hear Benetti's call of the final out. And that's a White Sox sweep!

15 minutes ago, soxrwhite said:

I would have loved to hear Benetti's call of the final out. And that's a White Sox sweep!

He didn't work the game today. He's in Houston calling the Mariners-Astros game for NBC Sunday Night Baseball right now.

4 minutes ago, Lip Man 1 said:

He didn't work the game today. He's in Houston calling the Mariners-Astros game for NBC Sunday Night Baseball right now

6 minutes ago, Lip Man 1 said:

He didn't work the game today. He's in Houston calling the Mariners-Astros game for NBC Sunday Night Baseball right now.

I wish you wouldn't have told me.

Miguel Vargas has so much vrill that entire teams yield to him in fear.

Whole lot of division games left against the 3 teams chasing us. Just keep taking it series by series.

4 hours ago, hi8is said:

https://x.com/Castellani2014/status/2089089478975451203/video/1?s=46

Dude catches a lot of s%*#, but if one thing was clear from his time at Barstool, it’s that he’s a ball knower.

His tipping his cap to Getz is quite a compliment. He’s right…this offense is relentless.

2 hours ago, Bonemer, I Hardly Know Her said:

He’s horrible for a losing team.

He’s great for a winning team.

I love the energy, almost as much as I love Stoney hating his guts (the dominos conversation today was money lol).

5 minutes ago, mmmmmbeeer said:

He’s horrible for a losing team.

He’s great for a winning team.

I love the energy, almost as much as I love Stoney hating his guts (the dominos conversation today was money lol).

As someone who missed the game, I would love to hear more context or info about the dominos conversation

Seems like as good of place to ask this as any. Anyone been to Elvis Night? My son and I are going (he’s 20). Is it fun? Is it stupid? Should we get there early to check out all the Elvii?

12 minutes ago, AntMan26 said:

As someone who missed the game, I would love to hear more context or info about the dominos conversation

Ha!

There was some promotion involving dominos (the game) and Schriff took the opportunity to mention how cool it is to go to the Dominican, praising the music and culture, with the men everywhere playing dominos in public and slamming the bones left and right. Stoney said the only dominos he knows is the pizza.

W for the Schriff dog. If you’ve ever learned to play dominos, his description sounds incredible. If you’re an old, incorrigible white dude who hates his biracial partner, you bring up the pizza. Bad look for the Stone Pony.

Edited 9 hours ago9 hr by mmmmmbeeer

6 minutes ago, JTB said:

Seems like as good of place to ask this as any. Anyone been to Elvis Night? My son and I are going (he’s 20). Is it fun? Is it stupid? Should we get there early to check out all the Elvii?

I went like 20 something years ago. Some woman yelled at my mom (who was/is a mild Elvis fan) and I for not getting overwhelmingly into it (we didn't know it was happening, just went for the game) because of everything Elvis had done for us.

Still trying to figure out what Elvis has done for us.