Oooo I'm getting too excited. Three day games from Friday, I'll get to watch them all live! ( as long as I can work it around SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED )

Only if you understood just how firey that series over the weekend usually gets. No matter what anyone says it's still a big time rivalry, it truely feels like a playoff atmosphere.

Why we split up

 

...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking

 

...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

 

...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

 

...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

 

...I told her that was what the beer was for.

 

 

I don't think she's coming back..........

Oooo I'm getting too excited. Three day games from Friday, I'll get to watch them all live! ( as long as I can work it around SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED )

 

I love Rumpole.

Computer had been running slow the past few days so I did my first spyware scan in 3 months...168 critical objects found! Mercy!

Much better now!

Matt Leinart doing the WALK OF SHAME!

 

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/stop-sn...life-173368.php

 

All that said, we feel Leinart’s pain: A guy just wants to go out and have sex with Paris Hilton. Since when does she have anything to do with publicity? It’s like a guy can’t bang a media whore in private anymore.

 

I hate writing performance reviews.

Computer had been running slow the past few days so I did my first spyware scan in 3 months...168 critical objects found! Mercy!

Much better now!

 

I know, it's crazy.

 

I try to run my Ad-Aware every Sunday, but at best I run it once a month and once it's done, it shows so much crap.

I love Rumpole.

and I thought I could sneak that in unnoticed. At last a cultured American.

Edited May 17, 200619 yr by DePloderer

I hate this time of year when the sun rises at 7, and it's dark by 5:30.

 

I suppose I don't have to put up with your chilly winter's though.

BERLIN (Reuters) - A knife-wielding mugger was reduced to pleading with a pensioner for his bus fare home after she refused to hand over her purse, police in northern Germany said Tuesday. With his woolly hat pulled down and the neck of his sweater covering his nose and mouth, the youth pulled a 10-inch blade on the woman in the seaside town of Binz and threatened to stab her unless she handed over her bag, police said. She refused.

 

"Then he tried to invoke her pity," a police spokeswoman said. "He said 'at least give me five euros ($6.40) for the bus ride home'. But she just walked off and left him standing."

 

Police believed the youth, aged about 16, was probably a novice as his threats were delivered in the polite form of "you" in German -- "Sie."

and I thought I could sneak that in unnoticed. At last a cultured American.

 

Rumpole of the Bailey passes for culture?!?

 

Sonuvagun, I'm downright highbrow.

 

Actually, when I saw "She Who Must be Obeyed" I immediately thought it was an Anne Rice Akasha reference.

>If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp

>as

>this policeman.

>

>

>

>He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.

>The

>lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility....

>

>

>

>Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

>

>

>

>A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description

>of

>the offender, running several blocks away."

>

>

>

>Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"

>

>

>

>A: "The officer who responded to the scene."

>

>

>

>Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.

>Do

>you trust your fellow officers?"

>

>

>

>A: "Yes, sir. With my life."

>

>

>

>Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room

>where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"

>

>

>

>A: "Yes sir, we do!"

>

>

>

>Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

>

>

>

>A: "Yes sir, I do."

>

>

>

>Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

>

>

>

>A: "Yes sir."

>

>

>

>Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your

>life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with

>these same officers?"

>

>

>

>A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and

>sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

>

>

>

>The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

>

>

>

>The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback"

>line -- and we think he'll win.

>

LMAO!!!!

I'm thinking about going on strike at my job.

I'm thinking about going on strike at my job.

 

Needing some time off?

No. Just need to actually get fair treatment.

No. Just need to actually get fair treatment.

Terrorist.

No. Just need to actually get fair treatment.

 

Life will never be fair when you are as talented and good looking as us. People can be soooo jealous

It sucks going to a 28 year-old's wake. I think half of all 20-30 year old residants of Mt Greenwood were there. What tears you up worse is when you go up to say your prayers at the casket and you notice a note his son wrote to him saying he missed him. That was only the second time I saw Brian tear up. Death sucks ass (even if he is a funny character on Family Guy - sorry needed some humor in here).

It sucks going to a 28 year-old's wake. I think half of all 20-30 year old residants of Mt Greenwood were there. What tears you up worse is when you go up to say your prayers at the casket and you notice a note his son wrote to him saying he missed him. That was only the second time I saw Brian tear up. Death sucks ass (even if he is a funny character on Family Guy - sorry needed some humor in here).

 

Yep, give me some shriveled up octogenarian anytime.

 

I was looking over my living will and final arrangements and realize I still have a provision that a comedian be hired to work the wake and Animal House be played. I'm thinking I need to change the movie choice.

Yeah, really PCU.

I know some of you guys love these stories...

 

Woman, 44, Nabbed For Sex With Boy, 13

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gage is 13, right?

=

Just imaging how deep the sea would be if there weren't sponges.