Im 3-0 starting these!!! Lets sweep this roadtrip and end all this crap now!!!

Hopefully the whitesox will realize that this is the Omaha Royals the worst pitching staff in the majors. Lets knock this minor league team around like we should. We should be kicking ass and taking names in this series. Lets get that division clinched already, they are giving me a f***ing ulcer.

 

 

f***ING MAKE THEM EAT BIG TIME s***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PRE-ALLSTAR BREAK WAY

Edited September 13, 200520 yr by southsideirish71

Hopefully the whitesox will realize that this is the Omaha Royals the worst pitching staff in the majors.  Lets knock this minor league team around like we should.  We should be kicking ass and taking names in this series.  Lets get that division clinched already, they are giving me a f***ing ulcer.

f***ING MAKE THEM EAT BIG TIME s***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THE PRE-ALLSTAR BREAK WAY           

^ what he said.

 

In addition, play like you are f***ing capable sox and make your fans and yourselfs happy. Go get the job done and wrap it up for a little rest. Lets go sox make us proud.

Slugger. Oh how I loathe him.

Slugger. Oh how I loathe him.

 

He's such a crownhead.

He's such a crownhead.

*shudders*

 

He's the spawn of satan.

*shudders*

 

He's the spawn of satan.

 

He can sure dance though.

 

 

Anyways...

 

Lets get those bats going. Lets get some good pitching this series, lets cheer for Oakland 2 more games, lets cut that magic number down to at least 11 by the time we are in minnesota. My boy Jose Contreras seems to be the new 'losing streak stopper' so i'm pumped to see him pitch!!!

Slugger. Oh how I loathe him.

Think he knows Scooter?

Jose...Jose Jose Jose....Jose....Jose...(add in the ol' Valentin tune).

 

Please Jose...we need a savior right now, and Jesus ain't helpin.

Jose Career:

 

VS. KC

 

1.86 ERA, 0.96 WHIP, .185 BAA

 

@ Kauffman

 

1.56 ERA, 0.69 WHIP, .140 BAA

 

 

Parlay this one with something else.

Jose...Jose Jose Jose....Jose....Jose...(add in the ol' Valentin tune).

 

Please Jose...we need a savior right now, and Jesus ain't helpin.

notice jose's initials........JC

 

coincidence? i think not.

 

Thank god we play the Royals 19 times a year.

Hopefully the whitesox will realize that this is the Omaha Royals the worst pitching staff in the majors.  Lets knock this minor league team around like we should.  We should be kicking ass and taking names in this series.  Lets get that division clinched already, they are giving me a f***ing ulcer.

f***ING MAKE THEM EAT BIG TIME s***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THE PRE-ALLSTAR BREAK WAY           

Too bad we get to face Mike Wood tomorrow who's actually been pretty good lately, but long - term he projects to be nothing more than a 4th starter.

Too bad we get to face Mike Wood tomorrow who's actually been pretty good lately, but long - term he projects to be nothing more than a 4th starter.

 

Either he's a gutsy pitcher that really knows how to work out of jams, or he's been playing with fire and hasn't gotten burned lately. I'm betting on the latter.

Here's to hoping the Royals don't dress up Cy Friggin' Young as Mike Wood Again. After the game, we feast on Slugger, that Wizard of Oz reject, acting as the Royals mascots.

I CAN'T STAND THAT F**KIN' LION,AND I CAN'T STAND LOSING STREAKS!COME ON JOSE,BEAT THESE LAME-ASS ROYALS!!!!!

Edited September 13, 200520 yr by WSNS-TV44

I CAN'T STAND THAT F**KIN' LION,AND I CAN'T STAND LOSING STREAKS!COME ON JOSE,BEAT THESE LAME-ASS ROYALS!!!!!

no one should ever get this worked up over anything associated with the royals, ever.

no one should ever get this worked up over anything associated with the royals, ever.

 

exactly...why all the hate for the lion? He seems like a good enough guy who struggles at the game of baseball without the use of posable thumbs

exactly...why all the hate for the lion? He seems like a good enough guy who struggles at the game of baseball without the use of posable thumbs

greasy just wants to be a crownhead, he's jealous.

Nobody better on the mound tonight than good, old Contreras. Mr. Reliable. Who'd have thought we'd be relying on him out of all of our starters to end losing streaks?

 

Also, suddenly I'm an A's fan after despising them all year.

 

 

greasy just wants to be a crownhead, he's jealous.

 

 

Who woulda thought that having all of our remaning games against the Central would be making us nervous at this point?

we could really use a sweep here boys! lets get it rollin'