Brian Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 For the past week, these people across the street have their dogs out. They have been barking like crazy at 6am for a few days than last night, they were out barking at 4:30am!!!!! I like dogs but these are big ugly mutts. They just let them bark and never do anything about it. In the summer, they also have a landscaping company come do their yard on Tuesday mornings at 7AM!!!!! Jesus! Talk about inconsiderate to other people around you! Not too mention they have lived there for 3 years and still bark at me and our neighbors whenever we walk outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 So, WHO let the dogs out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I thought I was going to die last night. I finished my dinner and was about to do the dishes when I sneezed. I aspirated some of my dinner (that came up with the sneeze) - I got it out with a good cough, but my throat closed up and I started asphyxiating. Brian jumped into action at first thinking I needed the Heimlich, but realized what was going on and helped me to start breathing correctly again. Of course he had to interject some humor afterwards and said, "Damn, so close to money (life insurance)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Cross eyed, or not? Shaq? Jimmy Kimmel? Lewis Black? Forest Whitaker? all of the above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 My gynecologist was seeing a pregnant patient who had brought along her young daughter to the appointment. The young girl had brought along numerous toys, and as the mother hopped up on the exam table, the gynecologist made conversation with the youngster. “My you have a lot of nice toys there,” he said. “I brought them for the baby,” she replied. With a puzzled look the gynecologist said, “Well, how is the baby going to play with them now?” The girl replied, “I thought while we were here, you could put them in there for me!” Reprinted by permission of Lynne Murphy © 2000 from Chicken Soup for the Expectant Soul by Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen, Patty Aubery and Nancy Mitchell Autio. In order to protect the rights of the copyright holder, no portion of this publication may be reproduced without prior written consent. All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 I received this from a former prosecutor on one of my list serves My own prejudice as an employee of a Church, is to believe in redemption, in material and genuine change. It happens far less often than it is claimed to have happened, but it does happen. As for the "claimed to have happened," I remember a particular judge on a particular occasion. A defendant was standing in front of him requesting what amounted to a reduction in his sentence to time served, offering as a reason that while at the [particular named] correctional institution he had met Jesus, and reformed his life entirely. Says his Honor, leaning over the bench, having obviously 'smelled a rat,' "Son, so many of you have come back here and told me that they have met Jesus at the [particular named] correctional institution, that I have been obliged to conclude that Jesus in fact resides there; so I am going to send you back to talk with him further until your sentence has been served." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Buffalo Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 18, 2007 -> 12:11 PM) Cross eyed, or not? Shaq? Jimmy Kimmel? Lewis Black? Forest Whitaker? all of the above? FW - definitely. Shaq - a bit lazy eyed. Stuart Scott? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Jan 18, 2007 -> 08:11 PM) FW - definitely. Shaq - a bit lazy eyed. Stuart Scott? Lazy eye for Stu as he got hit in the eye with a football once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 The Dunkin Donuts Latte/"FreTailian" commerical is one of the dumbest ever. Anyone ever stop to think that "Latte" isn't an English word either? Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I believe all the musical numbers are written and performed by They Might Be Giants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jan 18, 2007 -> 09:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lazy eye for Stu as he got hit in the eye with a football once. I never wish pain on anybody but Stuart Scott sucks. Infact, I have a facebook group with over 50 members, some of which are random people who feel the same way I do called "Stuart Scott Equals Tranny." Join, you know he's a transexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Jan 19, 2007 -> 09:00 AM) I believe all the musical numbers are written and performed by They Might Be Giants. Ah I do like TMBG, but that bit always bugs me, and since it is on like 50 times an hour, it has moved into pet peeve territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Having no class on fridays is sweet. oh and turkey/cheddar lunchables are also sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I don't hear my alarm clock much anymore in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 19, 2007 -> 09:12 AM) Having no class on fridays is sweet. oh and turkey/cheddar lunchables are also sweet. Nasty...only kind of lunchables I didn't mind were the pizza ones cause the meat was always god awful. Oh and try having no class Friday and Monday cause thats how the real playa's roll (or did roll...now I'm a working stiff, booo). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redandwhite Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 19, 2007 -> 12:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Having no class on fridays is sweet. oh and turkey/cheddar lunchables are also sweet. The hang over when you awake is far from sweet though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 QUOTE(redandwhite @ Jan 19, 2007 -> 11:43 AM) The hang over when you awake is far from sweet though. thue husng ove is awhaqt i shall be dtomorrwo row nokknow tahat firsyt part is just the voddka talkeing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Heads is IMing me some ridiculous s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Heads seems to have consumed alcohol. Bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 I TRUCJETES YOU!!! my name is alex rspect me why am i on my computer i must suck vye no i mean bye biut i dont want to go backwards just forwarads and thats prophetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 greasy: you can put it on the board heads: YHEs heads: no thats woronf heads: wrong heads: wrong greasy: lol heads: wrting heads: wrong heads: wrogng heads: wrong heads: wrong heads: wrong greasy: the price is heads: ill stop heads: WROING b**** AND Y)ORUE BHOBBBBBB BARLKER THE b**** heads: im perfecet righ tnow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 greasy SOLD ME OUT TO W(ILLLIE I WANT SOME f***ING CURLYU FIRIES NOT FIrSE I WANT FRUIES NOT FIRUOE FIRED not fries oh yes fries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 (edited) QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jan 19, 2007 -> 08:17 PM) greasy SOLD ME OUT TO W(ILLLIE I WANT SOME f***ING CURLYU FIRIES NOT FIrSE I WANT FRUIES NOT FIRUOE FIRED not fries oh yes fries Stephen Colbert>>god>>Bill O'Reilly. And man that was some sh*tty wodka I had at social hour. Anyway, bring it on young squire. If you can get your hands on a megaphone, please, drive by Delta Chi saying through the amp: "Delta chi, delta chi, home of Mark Lee, home of Mark Lee". Edited January 20, 2007 by Balta1701 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 RIUHKE n im e yikes mothercfukfer yore challenged now moither f***er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 (edited) This whole "drunk" thing is just a clever way for Heads to up his post count. Edited January 20, 2007 by Rowand44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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