Women. Anyone got an instruction manual?

all women are crazy, you just have to find the right crazy for you

Women. Anyone got an instruction manual?

Don't tell them Crazy Ivan stories for starters.

Women. Anyone got an instruction manual?

 

Im sure you can get an instruction manual texted to you

 

Women. Anyone got an instruction manual?

 

You blow her up from the smallest opening, and what you put in the other openings is up to you.

all women are crazy, you just have to find the right crazy for you

ding ding ding

You blow her up from the smallest opening, and what you put in the other openings is up to you.

LOL.

 

I gave Gage the whole story last night. I think she's the right kind of crazy. We'll see.

LOL.

 

I gave Gage the whole story last night. I think she's the right kind of crazy. We'll see.

My girl on the other hand....may fall out of equilibrium on the crazy/hot scale. She's ridiculously hot, but she's also ridiculously crazy and stupid.

My girl on the other hand....may fall out of equilibrium on the crazy/hot scale. She's ridiculously hot, but she's also ridiculously crazy and stupid.

 

so basically you just put on a wig and look in the mirror?

My girl on the other hand....may fall out of equilibrium on the crazy/hot scale. She's ridiculously hot, but she's also ridiculously crazy and stupid.

 

Speaking of which, how is your mom?

Speaking of which, how is your mom?

 

frisky

Should read as two separe words.

 

Anyways, UofI at 5 tomorrow...ARGH...wait killing me.

ME TOO!!! Good luck on it, its driving me crazy, what school are you applying for?

so basically you just put on a wig and look in the mirror?

 

Sooo, you say he's hot when in drag???

Sooo, you say he's hot when in drag???

 

THAT IS NOT COOL!

Anyways, UofI at 5 tomorrow...ARGH...wait killing me.

I am s*** my f***ing pants.

So I took a girl to the emergency room last night because she drank too much and ended up puking and passing out in a bathroom; end of that story, she's OK, but during the process, she puked in my back seat.

 

100% honestly, it's probably the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life. And I've smelled nasty s***, sometimes just out of curiosity. I mean, adrenaline flowing through my body and everything and it was raunchy. It was just that damn nasty.

I am s*** my f***ing pants.

1 hourrrrrrrr

So I took a girl to the emergency room last night because she drank too much and ended up puking and passing out in a bathroom; end of that story, she's OK, but during the process, she puked in my back seat.

 

100% honestly, it's probably the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life. And I've smelled nasty s***, sometimes just out of curiosity. I mean, adrenaline flowing through my body and everything and it was raunchy. It was just that damn nasty.

 

lol, sounds like she had some milk products before partying with you.

You blow her up from the smallest opening, and what you put in the other openings is up to you.

Why the green?

What is it, online? Phone call?

Online.

Good luck.

I'll need it.

Are the word-linked ads on the front page new?

Are the word-linked ads on the front page new?

 

No, they've been around of hours, which is like a year in human years, which is seven dog years, which is 1/3 of Vick's sentence.

Are the word-linked ads on the front page new?

They were a mistake by me. I was messing around with the ad I have on the bottom of the page and somehow accidentally added f***ing word-linked ads. They were probably up for like half an hour before I realized it.

 

Sorry about that folks...I axed them as soon as I realized they were there. I hate that s*** and will never put that on this site, unless of course it made me enough to not have to work anymore

Hell YEAH!! Count it! So happy right now, dream school for me in U of I.

 

Howd the other guys do? Good I hope...