I among a lot of other men (from what I hear) have trouble peeing in public places where there are others present. Sporting events it is almost impossible for me to squeeze one out no matter how bad I have to go. I just dont know how to deal with it. The harder I try to go the more my dong locks it in. It is complete stage fright and its without a reason. Even if there is only one other person in the bathroom I still wont be able to take my leak.

 

How do I get past this? Its something that I have dealt with for as long as I can remember. I have tried to picture waterfalls and imagine I am the only one present but then it just winds up dribbling down almost hitting my pants.

 

Who has has this? How do you fix the pipe?

*Bookmarks thread*

Watch the movie "Waiting."

Pee in a stall instead of at a urinal? Only suggestion I can think of.

Watch the movie "Waiting."

 

Please dont make me watch a Dane Cook movie.

I have the same problem. I feel the more I drink, the easier it is.

Try and flush the toilet first?

 

I dont know, Im a public peer so I dont have this problem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

Please dont make me watch a Dane Cook movie.

 

 

Ok Ok, then watch any Tyler Perry movie. Makes me want to relieve myself every time

Note to self:

 

Must not get drawn into another Shipps penis thread.

I among a lot of other men (from what I hear) have trouble peeing in public places where there are others present. Sporting events it is almost impossible for me to squeeze one out no matter how bad I have to go. I just dont know how to deal with it. The harder I try to go the more my dong locks it in. It is complete stage fright and its without a reason. Even if there is only one other person in the bathroom I still wont be able to take my leak.

 

How do I get past this? Its something that I have dealt with for as long as I can remember. I have tried to picture waterfalls and imagine I am the only one present but then it just winds up dribbling down almost hitting my pants.

 

Who has has this? How do you fix the pipe?

I believe this needs to be done when you're a young wee lad. Ya need to be in a crowded bathroom at a big event like a Sox game. You finally get up to the urinal, you drop your pants down to your ankles, bare-assed you stand on your tip toes holding your 1/4 inch penis. There's giant penises all around you, seemingly just popping out of nowhere cause everyone's still has their pants up. You will never have a more humiliating feeling in a bathroom than that moment right there...unless you're George Michael or Sen Larry Craig. So after that....it's all good...you hit rock bottom...things can only go up from there. Oh, but if it happens to start going up right at that moment...zip up and get outta there!!

 

Since you're an adult now dude, I don't know what to tell ya. You can try the pants around the ankles thing...

I among a lot of other men (from what I hear) have trouble peeing in public places where there are others present. Sporting events it is almost impossible for me to squeeze one out no matter how bad I have to go. I just dont know how to deal with it. The harder I try to go the more my dong locks it in. It is complete stage fright and its without a reason. Even if there is only one other person in the bathroom I still wont be able to take my leak.

 

How do I get past this? Its something that I have dealt with for as long as I can remember. I have tried to picture waterfalls and imagine I am the only one present but then it just winds up dribbling down almost hitting my pants.

 

Who has has this? How do you fix the pipe?

 

When I got to sporting events or in a crowded bathroom, be it movie theatre or whatever, I have to pee in a stall.

Please dont make me watch a Dane Cook movie.

HARDLY a dane cook movie.

 

Waiting is brilliant.

HARDLY a dane cook movie.

 

Waiting is brilliant.

Yeah he has a brief scene or two. Definitely a movie worth checking out if you've worked in the restaurant industry.

Get drunk?

 

I can piss anywhere when drunk...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

 

Paruresis is also known by many colloquial terms, including bashful bladder, bashful kidneys, stage fright, pee fright, urophobia, pee-shyness, public piss syndrome, and shy bladder syndrome.

 

 

Let's see... PPIHS stands for... Public Peeing Isn't Happening Son, or...

 

 

 

 

Wow imagine that.. a locked penis thread and a guy named Big Sqwert is postin in it....

Note to self:

 

Must not get drawn into another Shipps penis thread.

 

 

I was thinking Jason hacked into shipps account and made alittle revenge penis thread.

Get drunk?

 

I can piss anywhere when drunk...

 

Same here, and also while sober.

 

I was thinking Jason hacked into shipps account and made alittle revenge penis thread.

This.

Think about a girl giving you oral sex. That might help.

HARDLY a dane cook movie.

 

Waiting is brilliant.

 

No doubt. GREAT movie.

 

I was thinking Jason hacked into shipps account and made alittle revenge penis thread.

Yeah, hard not to think that.

Guys, this really is Shipps and Shipps alone.

Pants are always a viable option